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Mexican Air Force

Mexican yard man with a gas powerd leaf-blower.

"I can't hear you, the Mexican Air Force is on maneuvers in my back yard. Let me call you back."

by Kimber Mullen January 12, 2007

263๐Ÿ‘ 81๐Ÿ‘Ž


Canadian Armed Forces

Canadian Armed Forces have some of the best overall trained soldiers in the world. They do not have much in the way of money or equipment, but our soldiers are on average smarter and stronger then the average soldier from many other countries. They think for themselves, and commanders at all levels encourage and respect this, just so long as the job is finished.

In a recent military competition at the US Westpoint Military Acadamy, 2 British, 1 Canadian, and around 40 American teams competed. Canada took first for the second year in a row, and the British took 3rd and 4th. The Canadian Armed Forces also have the best snipers in the world.

by Ben Angle May 16, 2006

440๐Ÿ‘ 140๐Ÿ‘Ž


Marine Force Recon

The highly trained badasses that the regular Marines employ to kill bastards in a slightly quieter fashion.

Marine Force Recon each are endowed with a bit of Chuck Norris.

by P. Kaltenbach December 6, 2007

150๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


Canadian Armed Forces

Although little is known of canada's armed forces, mainly because they are not dumb enough to attack peoople, they have some of the best snipers in the world. (thats right, better than US)

No one knows about the Canadian Armed Forces, because if you know about them, you are dead.

by Bobby123456 February 22, 2006

656๐Ÿ‘ 223๐Ÿ‘Ž


Black air forces

A wack ass nigga that does not give a fuck about no one. This nigga will take everything that is your no cap.

bro today these guy walked up to me wearing black air forces, what did he do he asked for a backwood, and what did you do i ran for my life

by 6776346 December 29, 2020

139๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž


Canadian Armed Forces

Quite possibly the most underestimated force in the world. The Canadian Armed Forces are underfunded, yet they play such an important role in the world, in peacekeeping and in areas such as Afghanistan. A Canadian army sniper holds the distance record for taking out a target. Still, underfunding hampers them. Each of Canada's 4 subs have problems, the helis keep crashing, and the government is ignoring the plight while putting up the soldiers for extended combat in Afghanistan.

PPCLI Corporal Rob Furlong (Canadian Armed Forces) (Operation Anaconda, Afghanistan) - holds record for the longest-ever recorded and confirmed sniper kill at 2,430 metres (1.5 miles) using a .50 caliber (12.7 mm) McMillan TAC-50 rifle.

by Nighthawk Delta October 21, 2006

365๐Ÿ‘ 126๐Ÿ‘Ž


Air Force Academy

One of America's premier institutions charged with educating, training and inspiring leaders of character. Alongside the Army, Navy, Marines, and Coastguard service academies, the Air Force Academy is the Air Force's rivaling school for producing commissioned lieutenants for service to the nation. Among the top colleges in the country, very difficult to enter, and highly challenging to complete, yet reputable and prestigious to graduate from. Based on foundations of Integrity, Service, and Excellence with school pillars concentrating in Military, Academics, and Athletics. Around 50% of each class elects to be pilots while the other half sign up for various jobs that the Air Force offers.

Grads love it, students can't wait to get the hell out.

Bob just graduated out of the Air Force Academy. Now he's making dough, flying planes, and getting some serious girth on his resume.

by Streamlined August 18, 2011

89๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž