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It means can't think straight.
Or your a drug to them...
When your man or woman s says: You fucked my head up.
When playing Mario Kart DS and you hit a banana, followed by a red shell, followed by a blue shell, followed by a person with star power. Then when you think it's over, you get fucked by another red shell that pushes you off the edge of the cliff causing you to be in last place.
Holy shit! All that shit Fucked-yo-day-up!
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To take unfair advantage of someone, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.
Bob: We can purchase the equipment at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t try to fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!
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An exclamation of extreme shock and disbelief, whether at an event or a sight being witnessed.
Can also be used when you discover someone has been fucking you over.
Person 1: Holy shit! What the hell is that person doing?
Person 2: Well, fuck me figuratively up the ass, they're raping a dog.
Person 1: You have a date with Sally? You know, she has a boyfriend.
Person 2: Fuck me figuratively up the ass! Three months and she never said anything!
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When someone bamboozles you, being bamboozled
When someone makes a fool out of you
Declan: I told you Dave, she sent nudes to five other guys. You owe me five bucks!
Dave: Well Fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch!
Dave: *Hands over a crisp 5 dollar bill
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shut up
just shut up
get owned
just get owned
"e"
"LIGHT UP FUCKING SKETCHERS CUNT"
*crying*
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A statement that is said in the event of utter disbelief, or in shock, awe, etc.
Dave: "Alex, did you know that we're all going to die in three seconds?"
Alex: "Fuck me hard up the arse with a stick!"
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