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An idiotic faggot that loves to have sexual relations with fur suit wearers and stuffed toys.
Bro look at that furry faggot fucktard. I heard they fucked a stuffed animal for 3 hours straight.
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High Functioning Fucktard, also HFF. Someone who is capable of completing simple tasks, yet is a hindrance to everyone around them in the capacity that they are a fucking moron. Also someone who is often seen wandering aimlessly while attempting to multitask with absolutely no understanding of what they are doing, generally accompanied by head scratching and odd poses with expressions of disbelief or confusion.
That donkey is such a high functioning fucktard.
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A vulgar sentence used when someone is getting their ass beaten down, specifically in a hardware store or a garage.
"Hey a drillbit... EAT DRILLBIT FUCKTARD!"
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Any fucking retarded piece of shit who finances a non rice rocket (NRR) motorcycle because "riding is freedom".
Freedom is not having another payment to the bank. Back in the days before those assholes at Hardley Greedyson took their company public, most NRR motorcycle enthusiasts/bikers owned their bikes. Your dentist/plastic surgeon/accountant did not own a Hardley or any other motorcycle. Corporations didn't buy custom motorcycles for advertising or tax write offs. Bikers were looked down upon as dirty, scumbag criminals, and they liked it that way. Maybe they were scumbags, maybe they weren't, but being a biker meant something besides that you had good credit or disposable income. Rock stars and GIs rode bikes because they were tough, or shooting an album cover, or stealin your woman. There were no gay leather bikers that went outside. Owning an NRR bike meant something. Fuckin Evil Knievel jumped Harleys (not Hardleys).
Nowadays, any fucking idiot fucktard can own an NRR bike, if you've got the credit. Thing is, you'll probably die before the sixth payment. It doesn't mean anything to them, it's just another payment. Having an NRR bike means Rebellion and Freedom, and being proud to ride an American Made Machine (and some cool British ones). When Hardleys started coming with Japanese made parts on them, it was only going downhill from there.
Fuck You, Dentist Bikers, and the lawyer bikers, and anyone who finances an NRR bike. You don't know what freedom is.
That fucking asshole fucktard dentist down the street started his Hardley at fuckin five in the morning today. I'm gonna spray some insulfoam down his pipes so I don't have to hear that shit ever again. All these Fucktard Hardley Riders today, who don't even own their bikes, need to get run off a cliff. We should eliminate all the Fucktard Harley Riders. They're all Fags and Posers. Maybe the real bikers will take 'em all out. That would rule!!!
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Usually used in games,when a friend shot you down and he's on the same team,you can call it a cunt-faced fucktard...means dumbass but more violent.
Nooooooooo,that dickhead threw a grenade at me and I'm dead now,what a cunt-faced fucktard!
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When an old person tries to impress the younger generation by trying to talk leetspeak and dressing in jeans so he can hang out with young dudes.
The effort to look cool has the reverse appearance.
It is especially prevalent amongst Anonymous members where you can tell the 50+ pervert by the way he speaks / posts
Example
We were trolling some oldfags when a dude in a monk's robe came up and started fucktard piss-faggoting with the cops and we were all like, "Who invited the retarded yoda?"
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a jagoff who steals their friends lady friend rite out from under them. this smelly goat should have a cock shoved up his butthole as punishment for his douchebaggery.
josh- john how is sam
john- idk i think cdick stole her from me
josh- whoa, what a team killing fucktard
john- ya, pretty much
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