he raped me

The three words that can ruin a man’s life whether it’s true or not

Me: does nothing.
Some random girl I’ve never heard of: “He Raped Me.

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he-she specie

A living thing that has both sex organs.

I would not want to fuck a he-she specie.

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Did he die

If you see a video on youtube of someone getting injured,people leave a comment saying "did he die" or "did she die". And if someone doesn't know what it means and asks why everyone is saying did he die, Reply with "Jonas Brothers says yes"

(Man gets hit in the head with a football)

PERSON 1-did he die?
Peson 2- What?
Person 1-Jonas brothers says yes

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nah he tweaking

"nah he tweaking"

"nah he tweaking"

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That's what he said!

That's what she said, only the opposite. Very often used when referring to gays.

Person 1: "That's what he said!"
Person 2: "Right, because of gay!"

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he goo gobbler

when a chick is in the tub and quiefs, she bites at the bubbles.

i watched a chick he goo gobbler last night man, it was werid as shit. she looked like a dog biting at bubbles.

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what he lacks in looks he makes up for in bucks

discription of a man whom god has not graced with the good looks of Jared Leto but has given the bank balance of Bill Gates, thus making the aforementioned individual attractive.

"That Roman Abramovich, Chelsea football club owner, jeeze, what he lacks in looks he makes up for in bucks."

"Oh good Lord, that Bill Gates, founder of Microsoft, what he lacks in looks he makes up for in bucks, kinda."

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