Old·Ham Count·y High·School
/olddum countie hi skool/
Noun
Oldham County High School, (somehow) the wealthiest school in the county, that manages to be the shittest, most terribly, half-assed school.
A school that is full of minorities, but creates the most sexist, homophobic, transphobic, racist, etc environment for them. It allows peers to basically promote bullying.
It is a genuine shit hole, that cannot keep its staff, and can't keep bathrooms open, because freshmen can't just not flood the bathrooms. The faculty is a pathetic excuse for adults who "prepare us for adulthood" by putting policies on all of the technology we own and making it to where if even a glance at our phone can get it sent to the principal's office.
Fix the fucking auditorium, so many people see that part of our school, and it looks like trash and is full of shit, and the theatre kids have to keep it clean for you as you might as well pay them for doing it, but your funds are wasted on those "fancy boards" that you can't even give those underpaid teachers the raise most of them deserve.
Shitty towards minorities, shitty towards 405 plan havers, shitty towards special ed, shitty towards mental health issues, shitty towards the art department, shitty towards staff, shitty. Gives troublemakers a spotlight and makes it hard for everyone else. Get your shit together Oldham County HighSchool
Synonyms Include:
Prison, HellScape, Might as Well be Flordia, ShitHole, HellHole, Your Personal Hell
Person A: "What school do you go to?"
Person B: "I go to Oldham County HighSchool"
Person A: "I'm so sorry for your loss"
Gary: Is there cheese on my dick?
Trent: Yeah we can call it frenship highschool!
A place of a certain building where you reside within and spend all your useful time doing absolute dog shit classes and lessons you'll never end up using.
You're forced to be quiet, never be open minded, forget about your precious time, never be interesting or creative, fuck all of your real world knowledge cuz apparently all that matters is numbers,letters,and lessons.
Most kids end up becoming one of the greatest entrepreneurs,or the next nasa astronaut, or me who's gonna become part of the army in a year after I leave this rotten hellhole.
Essentially, everything you've ever "learned" in school
Only half will ever apply
So stop believing everything the lousy good for nothing teachers say
And pay attention to the teachers who DO care, and in the end of the day....only you know what's best for you!
Friend: ayo you going to college to get a degree like all teachers say you should, and use all forms of mathematics and become a scientist?
Me: nah dude fuck that, imma join the army and become a godamn soldier, get the officer rank then finish my active duty years....then go to college to become a concept artist for video games......tf is you on about.....damn... highschool is nothing but a place of hell
Westclermont Highschool is a ghetto ass school that has cheaters, drugies, drug sellers, fake friends, n bad teachers. In 2022 some kid greened out on the cafe bathroom floor, one year kids were doing it in one of the stairways, another year there was crack n if you can advoid from coming here then do it
please dont come to Westclermont Highschool
Stoney Creek Highschool, is a school know for its crackhead students. Hence the name, 'Stoner Crack High school'. Its in a nice part of Rochester Michigan, where the traffic is insane, but at least you get a 'good education'. This is a place where teachers, *fake cough* Mr.Duffy *fake cough*, will have sex with a student and be gone for the whole year leaving your students to fend for theirselves. A place where the furries from hart middle school come and bark and piss all over the school, because they want to 'find their mate', and 'mark their territory'. A place where the students believe it's okay get school cancelled and send a bomb threat, just for the fun of it😋
Stoney creek highschool, is gonna be next! -xoxo Gossip Girl
full of pedophile teachers, all the females are sluts, all the men are fucking disgusting. our men at wghs are rude, and smell like shit! we have a few that LOVE keepin it in the family 😋. don't forget about the lovely trucks that are driven there. ill j say this, our wg men have the BIGGEST of cocks. the women are really something else as well. always wearing sluty fits in hopes their bfs will need to fight for then, when in reality no one wants these whores for life, they j want em for a night. most actually rank of pot and fish along with bath n body works. how lovely. do i even need to bring up the furries? no? okay okay. if ur black, j dont even look towards this school, the n-word is everyones fav word here. go west greene! home of the pedos!
yeah man she's from west greene highschool !
nah bro leave that fish filet alone.
Most Broken School ever pure black Athletes And gangs don’t ever go here their is only gangs you talk smack about anyone your getting jumped the boys their are very great at all sports there is fight every hour all the slaves sag do not go their.
Dam im surprised they didn’t shoot up Dickinson Highschool