hit by a Walter

when you get a barrage of text messages in the middle of the night from the same insomniac.

I woke up this morning and had 62 new texts! I thought something bad had happened, but then I realized I had just been hit by a Walter.

Shotgun hit

ALOT of smokers say this is when you hit a blunt and exhale into someone else’s mouth. Usually because the person receiving it doesn’t wanna smoke a lot, possible in a rush and can’t sit back to smoke the whole blunt, doesn’t like the taste of blunts, doesn’t know how to smoke correctly or just wants to try it out getting high for the first time (wrong IMO because that’s second-hand smoke, and you usually blow out less than you inhale)

ADVANCED “shotgunning” steps:
1) person A puts the lit end of the blunt inside their mouth

2) the receiver of the hit, person B, puts the normal side in their mouth

3) A begins blowing and B inhales at the same time
Since A is blowing through the blunt, B is getting a lot more smoke faster which tends to cause the head rush, eye-watering, uncontrollable cough that knocks you off your feet and instantly high.

(This is the way I usually see veteran smokers do it, and you don’t touch lips or get close enough to make some uncomfortable)

Clever name, since a real shotgun disperses a lot of ammo with one shot, it can knock either the shooter or the target off their feet, and it normally only takes one or two hits to finish the job. Plus you feel like you were hit with a shotgun after coughing so hard.

Him: I swear, all I do is roll pearls....

*lights blunt, takes a couple hits*

Him:.....babe, you smokin?

Her: Will you give me a shotgun hit??

Him: Of course!

*Shotgun*

*She begins coughing uncontrollably while he laughs*

Him: You good?

Her: *still coughing trying to catch her breath*

Uh-huh!

hit and diss

Basically where someone leads you on, fucks you and then never talks to you again. A hit and diss would leave the person crying and heartbroken.

Boy: Hey baby you're beautiful, let's hook up
*Boy && girl hook up and then he never talks to her again*
Girl: I feel so stupid, that was such a hit and diss.

And vice versa.

to hit the roof

When you feel very angry about something or someone

You make me feel like I'm going to hit the roof!

hitting the shitter

hitting the shitter, or hit the shitter, is synonymous with hitting rock bottom; your life is going down the drain

Mark started getting into heroin and unprotected sex with Serbian prostitutes, the guy even got evicted from his apartment last week. He's really hitting the shitter.

hit the yeet

Used in place of "dip out" & leave / Needing to go somewhere quickly
Something falling abruptly and or being thrown

I gotta hit the yeet, see you later.

The cooler hit the yeet into the road from the backseat after hitting a pothole

hit and skip

when someone hits something with their car and quickly drives away before they are caught instead of taking ownership their hit. Another word for hit and run.

also a word to describe a hit and run.

"Yo! I left my car on the street last night and woke up to a hit and skip! "
"Instead of contacting the business owner, Deliah decided to hit and skip after she backed into a store window."

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