Something that’s dumb or that’s bullshit.
wow that’s boo hockey.
rlly cute or very weird. cool. and may be rlly loud, or kinda shy
geez that hockey boy is rlly cute
A hockey whore is a girl that only dates hockey boys because she has an attraction to only them
Girl 1 : “ why do people call you a hockey whore ?
Girl 2: “ because I only date guys who play hockey”
Girl 1: “ why?”
Girl 2 : “ I just find hockey boys wayyyy hotter”
One who has a distorted, mis-shaped face due to getting punched or slammed in the face. Like how hockey players faces are from being beaten so many times, their broken noses, cheeks, missing teeth and overall "dumb" look on their faces forms a "hockey face"
Boxers on UFC have some gnarly "hockey face" just like those of hockey players.
When you poop at family thanksgiving and it won’t flush, and there’s no plunger so you’re left with no other choice but to try and use the toilet brush in a desperate attempt to unclog the toilet while a line slowly forms outside as they wait to use the bathroom.
There wasn’t a plunger in there so I had to play poop hockey with the brush.
When you put your hand in a cup of ice for 5 minutes then cup your balls.
When Shaq discovered the Malaysian Hockey after eating a bowl of ice cream, he knew he had to trick people into doing it.