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PART 7
Also the daily prayer in class.. In EVERY class, EVERY 45 minutes were absolutely unnecessary. Plus if a teacher heard you curse or saw you do something bad out in the hallway they'd stop and pray with you. Absolutely again unnecessary and ridiculous! Also, you never saw Dr. Andrews, it was like every day he wasn't at the school, he was off in paradise, yet you saw the deens and principles of elementary, middle and high school hovering the hallways. Oh and also there was like an Index of the Forbidden Books all students must also abide by! Books containing myths and legends, such as Twilight was inacceptable. To me, that is absolutely ridiculous, there are so many books, such as To Kill a Mockingbird that were forbidden, and if they saw you reading it, they’d take the book from you, call your parents and either give you a referral or demerit. Oh and don't get me started with forbidden music...
I hereby put myself under oath that I am telling the truth, as I attended the school for 7 years.
Florida Christian School (FCS) is not a good school.
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That kid in a YouTube video in an orange shirt who flips his fucking shit when his mom takes his gtaV, and begins crying and screaming profusely. Is also rumored to be mason linton of logan hocking high school, though he denies all of these claims everyone knows it is him and he can no longer hide it.
Yo, Florida orange shirt kid looks exactly like mason linton.
Mistakenly spraying one's face with bug spray, sunscreen, etc., usually due to not insuring nozzle is pointed away from the face before application
Heidi forgot to check the bugspray nozzle before test spraying and gave herself a South Florida Money Shot
Please don't propose or implement your bad political ideas in my country or city or municipality.
I am serious, please don't fauci my Florida. Please go somewhere else with your political ideas.
An area on and/or under which one can perform sexual intercourse or other sexual acts.
Nick and Emilie fucked on the Florida Gator's Blanket.
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When you pour a hot load of semen onto a woman or into her throat.
Dick poured a hot load of West Florida Man Chowder down her gator.
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A man from Florida nakedly planks across two little people, who use their above-average upper body strength to support Florida Man’s weight, evenly distributed, of course. Florida Man then masturbates himself to completion onto the awaiting back of a delegate from the Czech Republic, who is crawling on all fours, shirtless, back and forth under the planking Florida Man. The maneuver is complete once the two little people sufficiently belittle Florida Man for his lack of teeth and sperm count.
Meg: Pat has been arrested twice now for his unauthorized performance of the Florida Man Self Czech Out.
James: That’s right! You actually have to be a state resident to perform that unindictedly.