landscape mode

(noun) - A smartphone video setting and standard by which all real life violence is captured, typically by bystanders that simply want to document the situation for their YouTube channel rather than diffuse it.

This is the opposite of picture mode.

- You see the brawl at Bath & Body Works in Scottsdale? Them womens is rowdy!!

- I was right there when it was about to jump off yo. That worker punched the customer! Haha

-So what did you do? Stop it?

- No way, I took out my phone and but it on landscape mode unlike those other amateurs.

- So they went to Bath & Body Works, and now their Back & Body hurts 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Holy Mode

In a relationship, where the female goes on a retreat (usually with the church), and returns in a condition of near abstinence.
This condition is curable over time.

Freshman Friend: "Yo man how longs it been since you got a BJ from your girlfriend?"
The Man: "Dude, its been a while, since the retreat. Ever since, shes been in Holy Mode."

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dark mode

A thing in urban dictionary

1:there’s dark mode in urban dictionary!
2: loL

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Blum mode

When completely unintelligentable speech is followed by completely functional code.

I don't know what the fuck just happened, but he went into blum mode and my project is done.

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scramble mode

To be in a hurry or in a situation where you are trying to get your stuff together.

Yo I was in scramble mode this morning trying to make the job interview on time. I couldn't find my keys and made a wrong turn and got lost son.

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matrix mode

When you don't jerk off for 60 days and you ascend to a new plane of understanding

Person 1: He is going matrix mode!
Person 2: respect
Person 1: respect

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feeling the mode

Feeling awful; effects of the disaster

"when I got tackled I was feeling the mode"

"She fell to the ground and I was feeling the mode"

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