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A black moment

When you have a moment of ghettoness. or say something really gangsta.

1.You knew she was gonna have a black moment when you saw her foot long nails and her mouth about to open....

2.Tracy had another blck moment today. This time she was bobbing her head like a chiken while she said "Oh no you dit-int"

by Insane Nu Yawka July 18, 2005

376πŸ‘ 165πŸ‘Ž


BMW Moment

BMW-Standing for BOY MEETS WORLD- a show from the late 1990's, with overdone/dramatic moments. A BMW moment is said when a person overreacts to something small.

Tina-"Where is my hairbrush?"
Jorge-"Oh I left it outside"
Tina-"OKAY. NOT ONLY DID YOU USE IT WITHOUT ASKING, BUT YOU DIDNT EVEN PUT IT BACK, WHAT IF YOU WERENT HERE?? WHAT WOULD'VE I HAVE DONE? I WOULD HAVE NEVER OF FOUND IT, EVER, AND MY HAIR WOULD FOREVER ME TANGLED"
Jorge-"...omg Tina...BMW moment much?"

by Shypix February 23, 2009

20πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Man Moment

A man moment is a universal phenomenon all men experience in which he fails to find an item until enlisting the help of a femaleβ€” often a mother, mother figure, or significant other.

Man: I can’t find my shoes.
Female: You’re having a man moment, they’re right in front of you.

by NotSoUrbanBictionary August 30, 2020

37πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Queezle moment

A period of time where a person takes an overly large period of time for generally short daily actions.

Whoa, I just had a Queezle moment and spent two hours in the shower.

by Juan Carlos Batman August 5, 2010

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


A Glen Moment

This refers to something that an individual (Usually A Glen) would deem widely accepted or cool to show off, but in reality it just makes them look like a fucking idiot.

That was such a glen moment...

by TheGlenMachine June 15, 2020

10πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


mirror moments

Those whimsical moments of low self esteem, when we flash questions to the mirror to explore the answer, whether we are very ugly like everybody else says or worth of anything atll.

when I had those mirror moments and mirror told I was not ugly and looked atleast average good.

by Petersonn December 13, 2005

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Magikarp Moment

A Magikarp Moment is when you have the expression of a Magikarp's face on your own. This usually occurs when you are stumped, in a state of shock or embarassed.

Jim: Hey Bob, I logged on to our computer this morning... And somehow a picture of you with 5 brazilian-shaved men and a guy dressed like batman in assless-chaps popped up...

Bob: (Insert Magikarp Moment)

by Everfrost July 2, 2011

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž