you're breaking my balls

Similar to the phrase 'my balls', it is the longer, more informative version for those idiots who haven't ever heard the phrase.
Used many times by Eric Cartman in the show South Park

John - Here I have a new, mint condition guitar.

Rob - Oh! I'll pay $120.

John - $120? You're breaking my balls, man.

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that's why you're still a virgin

1)Something to say to someone who is acting completely retarded.

2)Something to say to people online who say things like pwn, n00b etc.

Brock: M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E
me: that's why you're still a virgin

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You're Never Gonna Make It

Words that are used by Luke Hemmings when you are trying to say some thing but he won't let you

Calum:"Hi I'm Ashton Irwin best drummer in the world"
Luke:"Cut! Cut! Cut! You're Never Gonna Make It"

You think you're low

When someone thinks that other don't notice what they do.

EX1:
Ben looks at Sally's ass too much.
Margie, Ben's girlfriend, notices.
Margie then confronts Ben and says, "You think you're low."

EX2:
Ben, Margie and Sally are all out for some fun with a group of other people. Margie, Ben's girlfriend, notices that Ben is looking at Sally too much. Or, Sally is looking at Ben too much. Margie now thinks that Ben swear he's low.

EX3:
Margie and Ben are in a car driving to some place.
They stop at a red light where there is a girl on the corner with shorts, bent over tieing her shoes.

Margie notices the girl, and also notices that Ben looks at her, looks away, then looks at her again, then proceeds to drive.

Margie now thinks that Ben thinks he is low.

Moral of this phrase:
You are not low.

*This goes for females aswell.

you're right im wrong

-when someone decides to end an argument with a sarcastic annoyance by saying "whatever your right im wrong"
-especially in an argument when they know that they in fact are wrong and just want to avoid looking dumb by making you seem as though you're argumentative and always try to be right

person: your so unbelievable, i know for a fact that she didnt mean it like that
chloe cason: watever, you're right im wrong. your always right. :)
--person proceeds to have no idea how to respond to that--

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you're the man now dog

Silly piece of dialog spoken by Sean Connery in the movie Finding Forrester that gets stuck in your head everytime you hear it.

Before the movie began, some wiseass shouted "You're the man now, dog!" in a Scottish accent and cracked up the audience.

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I'm not crying you're crying

Some overly clichéd phrase people say to express that they are emotionally touched.

Emotional movie ending: *exist*
Someone: I'm not crying you're crying
Me: *rolls eyes*

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