Iron Manning

V. Ejaculating on a woman's chest after sex, turning all the lights off and shining a UV light on her chest, which will cause the ejaculate to glow, much like the arc reactor in implanted in Tony Stark's chest in the popular Marvel comic Iron Man.

Guy 1: Milly was wondering why I put a UV light above the bed yesterday. Tonight she's in for a surprise.

Guy 2: Haha, dude you should totally send me pics of you iron manning her!

Guy1: No. That's just weird Chad, get a girlfriend already you huge creep.

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iron giant

A really, really, really hard boner. And I stress the "hard".

"Hold it! That iron giant almost poked my eye out!"

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iron panty

a person who goes all out to prevent a young couple from hooking up for sex

Jenny's dad is such an IRON PANTY, he doesnt want me to go out with her on a date

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body ironed

When you wear a wrinkled shirt and the heat from your body gets rid of the wrinkles.

I wasn't going to wear that shirt because it was so wrinkled but I figured it would be body ironed in a few minutes.

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Iron closet

The new emerging political divide between East And West Europe rooted through the US Culture wars . (WEST Feminism LGBT Multiculturalism Globalism VS EAST Traditional Family values Christianity Homogenity Nationalism) In particular to LGBT rights. Which its name Refers to "Coming out of the closet".
This succeeds the divide of Europe through the "Iron Curtain" of the Cold War (1947 - 1991) through Its ideological conflict between Capitalist west VS Communist East.

2030 East German gay Guy: "Our Parents were always talking about the "Iron Curtain" in the Cold war. Well looks we kiddos ended up into An "Iron closet" because of the afD and Putin . (Jeez, my Wurst is getting cold inside here)."

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Iron Lung

Shitty ass canoe made from iron or another shitty metal

That canoe is a fucking iron lung.

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post-ironic

adj. Term used to indicate a hipster connection to a nostalgic item. Also used by pop-culture elitists to determine an item as 'passe' in the hipster subculture, but can be still discussed in a sarcastic sense-literally, post-ironic.

Assoc. with post-post-ironic, post-post-post-ironic, etc. (usually, each additional prefix represents an additional level of separation from coolness).

"When I saw a picture of Justin Timberlake wearing a trucker hat, I was wondering if he was being post-ironic or if he actually thought it was cool."

"Enid's outfit was the epitome of subculture Elite, complete with a post-ironic plastic Best Friends necklace from 1995."

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