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A general term for ugly black shoes, usually curving up at the tip and making a squeaking sound when walking. Mostly worn by the nerdy kid at school or overweight teacher. A prime example would be old school New balance, and if you want to take the aesthetic further, add some white striped tube socks.
Them- “Hey, remember those old black shoes you mom used to make you wear in elementary school?”
Me- Uggh yes! Those ugly spongebob shoes!
Where your shoe gets dirt on it and it won't come off for nothing
Dude....that dirt wont come off for nothing thats a batterd shoe
A pick up line that crosses boundaries.
Nice Moo Shoes, wanna go for a walk?
Smoth shoes: engineers or professionals in a pisition to make big decisions that they never have to experience in a real life work field and others run into their problematic ideas.
Im an auto painter and this new tri coat color doesnt match. Another smooth shoes with a dumb idea
When you ejaculate on someone’s foot and they put their shoes on right afterward.
A: Why is Chrissy walking funny?
B: Her bf gave her a buttered shoe.
oi mate, he's got battyman shoes and superskinny trousers. must be struggling to breathe.
usually white shoes that you let get super dirty, you don't care about the way they look anymore, but you keep them and wear them
yeah i know my shoes are dirty, they're my burner shoes