Speaking Japanese

To describe someone waiting for their muscles in their alimentary canal to spasm as they wretch, so when they vomit, it sounds like someone speaking Japanese.

"I drank so much, that I started to speaking Japanese in the alley way."

Japanese Teapot

A sexual act performed on one's lover. The recipient of the Japanese Teapot will lay on their back with their knees on their chest, feet in the air and their arms wrapped around the legs being held tight while the 'filler' of the Teapot then urinates into the recipient's anus. Once the recipient's anus is full of urine, they are then picked up and emptied like a teapot.

The girl I met on bumble joined me for for a lovely dinner and then I took her back to my place and gave her the 'Japanese Teapot'

Japanese tug

Japanese women with big breasts.

Jame's Japanese girlfriend is a Japanese tug.

japanese dagger

The sexual habit of substituting a kitchen knife or dagger, for a dildo, and using it for self pleasure. It’s dangerous but worth it

“ I just caught Stainer performing the Japanese dagger”

Japanese finger docking

When 2 guys put there dicks in either end of a japanese finger trap

Little Johnny asked his buddy if he wanted to go to his room and perform japanese finger docking

Japanese fish hunt

Spread her legs, go down to the fish market, then, take your goddam spear and shove it inside out quickly and shout:
"WATASHI NO NAMEI WA TUNA KUN"

Bye mom and dad i am going to japanese fish hunt

japanese restart

To turn off an electronic device by pulling a plug out or shutting of power.

Shit computers running slow, better give it a Japanese restart.