When a man hasn’t bathed in days and has a cheesy dick and low hanging hameroids
Picked up this chick on day 3 of the rodeo, took her back to my tent and showed her my Jewish Vineyard
Government leaders who happen to be Jewish who have big noses.
The Jewish dictators are coming for us.
When a girl shits on a guys chest and rubs it in using their chest
I got my girl some Starbucks in hopes that she’ll do the Jewish Superman on me later bro.
When your parents are not Jewish but then they get divorced and one of your parents marries a Jewish man or woman you are now considered step Jewish!!! (Kind of like step siblings)
“Blair I divorced your father a while ago and now I’m married to a Jewish man that you’re not blood related to so now you’re step Jewish!”
To be slapped by a loctka
"Hey watch out or I will Jewish slap you."
When a rabbi rips off a newborn goyim foreskin and puts it in his pocket, then proceeds to (((clean))) the wound
it was a succsesful jewish harvest