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paige and grace are always jumping to conclusions when no one else is in the group facetime
they think that everyone else is in another chat talking shit about them
paige and grace are always jumping to conclusions
It's where someone is really happy, and a little bit mental, over a piece of news
Wow, look over at Doug over there, he's like a jumping jalapeno!
The way a young mexican claims he can dunk a basketball. AKA a big fuckin liar.
Isaiah: Chantz through me an alley oop and I got a Lucky Jump and then I dunked it.
Me: Well go touch rim.
Isaiah: Naw bro I can't
When you make a left turn at a light as soon as it turns green, jumping the cars coming the other direction.
I'm in a hurry, gonna go for the jersey jump.
A Scoob Jump occurs whenever someone yells “Hey Scoob, Do Scoob Jump” toward Scoobs. He is then obligated to perform a pencil dive like jump in the air, no matter the circumstances.
Abrupt change in topic of conversation or thought through triggered words
It comes from the idea that men's brains work like waffles, everything has a category.
Where as a woman's brain works like noodles, everything is connected.
When I man tries to think like a woman, he has to jump waffles squares to keep up.
Vickey: what's a good resturant?
Sam: have you been to that new Chinese place on main?
Vickey: I FORGOT TO PAY MY SUBCRIPTION TO WOW
Sam: woah waffle jump much?
Vickey: sorry you said "main" which made me think of my main character on WOW which reminded me I forgot to renew my subscription
A term used when some is trying to get with someone else.
Jose: Dude, why is Leah always jumpin' my jock?
John: She's just desperate. You're like the fourth guy this month.
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Mike: Why does Kelsie jump Steve's jock every time he's around?
Josh: Dude, you know she's liked him since Freshman year. Give her some slack.
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Jake: Hey Kristi, why do you gotta jump jock so much? This is like your fourth boyfriend this month!
Kristi: It's not my fault there are so many cute guys!
Jake: But all your boyfriends are ugly...