just-in-caseball bat

a baseball bat kept at close range in case you feel you are going to need to throw down with somebody

Tad - Dude, I'm gonna fu*k you up son.
Emilio - Luckily, I brought my just-in-caseball bat

i just came

Being soooo happy.

So excited. As if you just came. Yes, that excited.

Happier than sex.

Samah: Look at all this amazing food!
Jonathan: Wow! OMFG!!! So much foood!!! I just came.

Sweeta: Look! Free porn!
Jonathan: Uh oh. I just came.

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just a minute finger

When you are having a face-to-face conversation with an individual that is interrupted by them taking a cell call and they put you on hold by holding up an index finger indicating that this call is more important than talking to you. A rude gesture made by an insignificant person receiving an insignificant call.

I was talking to my sister when her cell rang and she abruptly gave me the just a minute finger.

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just kiss the tip

aka jktt; when a person kisses the tip of a penis, normally a girl

when a girl doesn't want to give you a blow-job but you convince her to just kiss the tip of your penis. Knowing once she does she'll want to finish the job since no girl just kisses the tip.

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Just one of the guys

A girl guys are comfortable around and the girl is comfortable around guys

Rita: Oh Jesse is Just one of the guys, she would never shop at Hollister.

George: She is so awesome though!

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just fuck already

Basically sums up the scene seen in every movie, tv show,comic book, novel etc. Where two characters have obvious chemistry but are skating around the idea of sex.

"We get along pretty well Mark."-Linda

"I agree Linda."- Mark

Stare into each others eyes.

"Just fuck already!!!!!!"-everyone watching

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not just a hat rack

someone smarter than you think

Joey: But you’re still moving in together, right? Because my ad came out today. (Shows him the paper.)

Chandler: (reading the ad) "Wanted. Female roommate, non-smoker, non-ugly." Nice!

Joey: Yeah? I just figured y’know, after living with you it’d be an interesting change of pace to have a female roommate, y’know? Someone I can learn from, someone-someone who’s different than me. And what’s more different than me; a guy who’s not 19 than say a girl who is 19? Enh? (Points to his head.) Not just a hat rack my friend!

'The One with Ross' Denial. Season 6

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