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When you sit on the toilet, and your Dick touches the inside of the toilet seat.
I sat down for my morning shit and got the witches kiss. Now it burns like hell when I pee
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When you have go number 2 so bad that the turd is actually poking out of your anus.
Dude, your going to have to pull over at this gas station. I've got to crap so bad that I'm kissing cotton.
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(n) a kiss involving extensive or intensive contact of the inner lips, tongue, and teeth with George W. Bush's ass, especially with prolonged or rhythmic tongue-to-anus contact
Freedom kisses are an excellent way for all Americans to be more patriotic.
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another term for "piss off" or any other thing meaning get a life or something. Characterized in the song "Kiss Off" by the Violent Femmes.
Ya'll can just kiss off into the air.
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When you are taking a dump, its the splash of water that hits your ass, as it hits the water
I did not need to wipe after that shit because of a nice big ole dolphin kiss
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When two people rub or press noses together. It is usually an innocent expression of affection, often shared between family.
The act is sometimes called an eskimo kiss in Western countries because of an early stereotype about Arctic natives. It is similar in performance to the "kunik" of some Inuit cultures and the Maori hongi.
"Last night was awesome, bro. Third base! Next date, I'm in."
"Bullshit. I saw her give you a bunny kiss on the porch. You're in the friend zone."
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licking someone across their face
like rick james did to that girl in that chapelles show episode
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