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knife that hoe

Seeing a woman look with a sexual desire toward your man, so you get up walk over to her and stab her in the boob.

Me and my boo were at the club and i saw this thirsty chick looking at my man so i went over and "knife that hoe"

by JoeDan March 10, 2014


Bread Knife

A utensil designed to cut bread when a regular knife just isn't feeling it.

The Bread Knife is the greatest invention since sliced bread.

by CompleteGarbage1337 November 19, 2018


Uterus Knife

A rape defense.

A woman inserts a knife in her uterus with the handle facing up and the blade facing down.
This way when a man tries to forcefully take her, his penis will be stabbed by the knife.

“I’m a eunuch.”
Aw shucks man, how’d that happen?”
“I tried to give it to Bernice, but she had a Uterus Knife.”

by oocheeha December 16, 2021


knife rider

A girl who rides knives. She names them tristen and luke. One goes in the ass the other in the cooch

oh no man shes a ‘knife rider’

by localhotwhore January 5, 2022


A knife in our plans

A phrase, like "to through a spanner in the works", it means to mess stuff up. It is a common phrase on the west coast of the U.S., it is more commonly used with the younger generations, yet, it can also be used by older folk.

Oh, I forgot the tent, I guess we need to go back home.
Well, that really is a knife in our plans

by ChefsButtler May 16, 2020


Goshen Knife

A sharp implement, most of the time a knife, that is the most redundant and useless piece of equipment that a Boy Scout can purchase at camp Goshen.

Wow, you bought a Goshen knife, you must be stupid.

by average heretic June 27, 2022


Gun-shooting knife

Something that cannot be obtained by being human. You have to go through ruthless suffering and torture to obtain this item and it will all be for nothing once you meet inevitable death. First you have to play skyrim for 30 hours straight then kill your mother. Second step is to leave the house with all pets and train them in animal fighting rings. Third step is get married, fourth step is kill your husband/wife. And steal the ring back. That’s an important step. The fifth and final step is to sacrifice yourself and the rings by supergluing them onto your body and jumping into a volcano, to which your pets will follow you as well. The sixth but optional step is to break out of hell and ascend to heaven (where you rightfully belong). This is how you obtain this item.

“Wow I would literally climb up a volcano and toss my body into it to get a gun-shooting knife.”
“My wife hates gun-shooting knives.”
Please help me, Jasper stole my gun-shooting knife.”

by epicguy193 September 10, 2022