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Comedian. Anyone who says he sucks should be sent to Russia and tied to a tree to starve. He is one of the coolst comedians on the planet.
My sister is covered in moles.
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One who is a pussy and will not act in a manly way.
Person #1- I couldnt believe John wouldnt FUCK that girl.
Person #2- Yeah I know what a Cunt Faced Larry.
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A pretty funny comedian (if you like his kind of humor) from a small town in Nebraska whose real name is Daniel Whitney and is famous for his redneckish comedic act on The Blue Collar Comedy Tour. He is acting and talking as a redneck, but in fact sounds very Upper Midwestern, which is evident when watching his interviews.
Jokes from Larry the Cable Guy:
"We were throwin M-80s in the water (explosion sound with mouth) watchin the fish fly up. Yeah, we blew the aquarium at the dentist's office all to Hell."
"I called one of them 900 talk-dirty numbers the other day; you ever call one of them? Two people, that's it? And those voices sounded familiar to be honest with you. Well don't call it, it's a rip-off. I got a girl that stuttered and it cost me $1,700 on that deal in there."
"My brother celebrated his 2nd wedding anniversary, and they was goin to celebrate. He wanted to have sex, and she wanted to go to Outback, and my grandmother wanted to go to church, have em rededicate the wedding vows. So, they all compromised and they had sex outback of the church."
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When waiting in a lineup for 5 minutes or more and you cream on the back of an unsuspecting woman.
Hey Cam did you just see that 5 minute Larry I just pulled on that chick.
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A descriptive term applying to people, places, situations, with creepy, uncomfortable, bizzare connotations. See "sketchy"
What the mother! Sketchy Larry!
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the best comidian ever!
should be the president of the united states
Larry the cable guy should be the president.
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The full name of Postal dude from Postal game, Postal 1,2 etc
Being defined as the characters name "i love Rick Larry Gregon from Postal"
"Rick is well written character"