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liberal

Someone who prioritizes the liberty of the citizen over the wants of the government (control, mostly). This definition is getting outdated, and if you identify as a liberal nowadays you'll get scorned by conservatives who use it as a buzzword for anyone left-leaning. The reality is that this French Revolution-era term can be mixed with any position on the left-right spectrum, and is on an independent axis, the opposite being authoritarianism.

Yes, I'm a liberal. I believe in the liberty of the citizen overgovernmental control.

by AtlanticComputer August 25, 2020

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Cyber Liberal

Cyber Liberals are a group of people who gang up in chat rooms and or on public boards. It is important to note that, due to their herd mentality, Cyber Liberals are never found alone; they are always part of a group.

Cyber Liberals believe that the government can magically solve all of mankind's problems. The Cyber Liberals' trust in government leaders is absolute. From birth to death, Cyber Liberals have ultimate faith in the government to provide equally for everyone. They have no understanding of where wealth comes from, and are completely unaware that the government has no wealth except that which it first takes it away from its citizens.

If confronted with their flawed logic and the fallacies of their beliefs, they huddle together and hurl insults and call names. They are unable to defend the unsound reasoning upon which they have based their beliefs, because they lack even the most basic understanding of what they profess to believe. Some Cyber Liberals exhibit symptoms of mad cow disease if asked to explain the fallacies in the logic of their arguments.

When Cyber Liberals are provided with the reality of the results of full government control, whether socialism or a theocracy for example, they deny the facts, deny history, and again resort to hurling insults and name-calling.

Typically a cyber liberal is one who believes that his employment is beneath him, and that his employer owes him a job, regardless of his qualifications and education. Typically he is a high school or college drop out. Although, it is not unusual for a Cyber Liberal to have a B.A. degree in Fine Arts. Those who do cannot understand why they are flipping burgers instead of having their paintings of bird droppings exhibited at the Museum of Modern Art in New York City.

The Cyber Liberals in the chat room, typing insults in all caps, left no room for a rational debate of principles.

by Cyber Independent July 26, 2009

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liberal-phobic

being dastardly afraid or having a burning hate for liberals

I don't like liberals, from this day on I am liberal-phobic.

by kKolisk May 24, 2021


Liberator shit

To take a dump so relieving that you forget all your worries for a moment

'dude I just took a a liberator shit I'd been holding in for 7 hours'

by Big dump October 7, 2020


2010s Liberal

Mainly used to describe liberals from the 2010s decade. Most 2010s liberals are stereotyped as overly PC as most have actually made everything in the decade like movies, TV shows, cartoons, video games, social media, etc. Making everything all flowery and watered down because they believe everything must be positive which isn't the case most of the time (life is really about both positivity and negativity. The yin and the yang. The universal balance between good and evil).

Not all 2010s liberals are overly PC though. There are some who do believe that not everything should be too politically correct but are mostly overshadowed by the more PC ones.

I was once a 2010s liberal, but I can guarantee you that I'm not a member of the PC police.

by CelticEagle February 11, 2019


Soviet Liberal

A person who strives for equality, justice and liberty for the collective world as a whole whilst noting the problems and decadence of Socialism, the free market and Capitalism throughout history.

They would believe that the world must unite together to build a better, clean and trustworthy society with emphasis on globalism on a socialist scale.

This person is nor a Communist, nor a Capitalist but is usually found in the political Center.

" Did ya hear about Artie? "
" What about the dirty commie? "
" Nah bro, he's a Soviet Liberal now. You know how he is about 'BeInG fAiR uNdEr A fReE mArKeT'. "

by Zoxz March 16, 2019


Liberal Elite

Wealthy"do gooders" who falsely claim to care about the rights and misfortunes of the more needy in society, while they do nothing about the plight of those less fortunate, other than talk about how righteous and virtuous they themselves are, while sipping their $6 Starbucks double skim latte. They fancy themselves as morally superior to YOU!

Those "liberal elite" make me want to puke!

by SoulSqwusher January 12, 2023