Line Back

A mysterious ailment which affects the lower back during or just before a period of hard work. It renders the sufferer unable to do unpleasant tasks but miraculously leaves them physically capable of doing tasks that are enjoyable. Ironically the sufferer is never affected during slack work periods. The cause of this ailment is believed to be genetic as it appears to only affect members of one family and to alleviate the symptoms, the sufferer must sit on the internet all day, carry a box of pain killers at all times but not necessarily take them, and eventually go home until the hard work period is over.

Bob: "Jim, we are going to be busy over the next few days so we need you to scrub the decks and wash the tender while you are on duty"
Jim: "Sorry Bob, I've just come down with Line back so I can't do any of that. I don't mind sitting on my fat arse in the control room watching movies though if that helps?"
Bob: Line back? Didn't your sister have that a month ago?

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nasca lines

(n.) Tourist attraction in south america


(n.) big saggy vagina with wrinkles and stretch marks.

Your mother

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line dance

In which a group of 5 or more girls lines up on a bed while a male repeatedly and in rapid succession thrusts and ejaculates in them, usually for mass reproduction.

"Hey girl, wanna come over to my house and line dance?"

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mystery line

Several drugs combined into one line. Many times you don't know what the drugs are, hence the title.

Ben: Hey you wanna do a mystery line?
Jim: What's in it?
Ben: It's a mystery!

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Brown Line

The railway that runs alongside the Hershey Highway.

Ooop, I feel a Brown Line Express coming through...

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Turkish line

A sex move that requires great skill. It is performed when having sex. The male will be having 69 sideways with the female and just as he is about to ejaculate he will pull out and cum in a line on the females back. He then goes to snort all of his semen like cocaine. After that he is to quickly say Atını siken kovboy (A cowboy fucks his horse). Only after this will the move be complete

I'm bout to Turkish line this hoe

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Main Line

Ok, so everyone wants to talk shit about Main Line.... let them! Yeah I have the latest ipod, Yeah I have like 500 pairs of shocks from Nikeid.com, Yeah I post only shop on the second floor in neimans, yeah I have my hair done at Jay Micheals, Yeah I have the latest designer bag..... but you know what? I'm also the nicest person on earth! All those people who are envious go ahead.... we'll be waiting and ready to throw dior saddle bags at your head!

Those main liners are the shit.

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