Armor Lock

The act of laughing so hard, that you black out, and your muscles lock up in their current position, until you wake up and start laughing again.

Oh my god, I was laughing so hard I went into Armor Lock.

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lock it down

Shut the fuck up and calm the fuck down, please.

Traditionally used on a film set, but also useful for stopping multiple friends, lovers, and strangers from doing stupid, often alcohol-induced things.

"Hey, give me five dollars and we'll grab that mannequin's titties."

"LOCK IT DOWN."

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box lock

The female equivalent of a cock block.

I was hitting on that guy, but my girlfriend stepped in and totally box locked me.

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lock arf

When a group of young black males come together in an effort to escape from police, as police have locked off all road entrances and exits

bruv duck fam that roads lock arff

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Lock and Load

To adjust a woman's boobs into a high and central location on the chest and hold with a garment such as a vest or short jacket.

"Lock and load 'em girl!" or "Now the girls look 'locked and loaded' honey!"

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lip lock

basically it is a blowjob

"hey whats 69ing?" "its when the guyz has the tongue in a girls vagina and the girl has got the guy in a lip lock"

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vocking a lock

When Mr. W goes onto urban dictionary and searches for student hip and trendy new words.

"Hey Mr. W what yeah doin, vocking a lock for code purple."

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