Jia madness

the obessesion caused by the girl name jia or javeria.

guy 1:dude, im really like this javeria girl. i dont know what is happening.

guy 2:dude, i think you're having Jia madness...

Link Mad

The state of mind while Link Surfing or Link Diving. This usually lasts a few hours and often happens while procrastinating or bored.

I was supposed to be writing a paper about slavery, but I went link mad and realized that, after 3 hours of surfing, I had learned more about sharks, sub-atomic particles, and the history of porn than I had about slavery.

mad ivan

When a man sits on the toilet taking a shit, and another man sits on him face to face, chest to chest, and pee’s between the other mans legs.

There’s only one shitter and we both have to go. Guess we’ll just mad Ivan

Mad Slav

A smexy tiktok editor that deserves all da chicks

Dude:O shit is that mad slav?

Me:yeah dat smexy editor

sex mad

what the kids that frequent urbandictionary.com want to see the most, as well as TRYING to associating EVERY word with oral or anal sex.

oral sex sucks guys get used to it, its not proper sex because only the female enjoys it! the male thinking to himself this is crap, no enjoyment whatsoever, got to dump her!

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mad dash

Running fast, sprinting. Usually used in comedic and/or desperate situations.

"I saw the elevator doors closing, so I had to make a mad dash to make it"

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