A derogatory (UK slang) word used to describe someone who behaves in a ‘lame’ or cowardly way, usually among males.
Post 2011: “you’re wet”
Pre-2011: “you’re/that’s moist”
“Why you hanging out with him? He’s moist”
“You’re bare moist”
“ I don’t chat to them… they’re too moist for man”
“He didn’t say nothing back… moist bre”
(Moist)
makes a moist sound like *smocssk smockchh shmø shmø* (try to use ur spit as well) and squeeze ur lips together
girl: -MMMM daddy whats that moist sound?
daddy hears the sound : *smocssk smockchh shmø shmø*
daddy answers: - thats just your moist pussy baby girl.
girl:- oo daddy MOOOOIST, MMMOOOOOOIST PUSSY.
Tf idk don’t ask me for definitions df.. ANYWAY moist is used in many contexts 😏
-nice and moist
-wet and moist
-ndksndkdnsksns moist
-moist cakes 🎂🍑
A yaniv will usually use this word, and he will usually use it in situations that he has nothing to say/bored/something interesting happend.
Rona: Wow this is so cool!
Yaniv: Moist.
People hate the word, which makes it a weapon to world dominance.
Chad: this cake is so *grins maniacally* moist
Jim: EW WTF why did u say that
Chaid: m o i s t
Jim: *screets and runs away*