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The most beautiful word of them all
Sandra: Oh no, my shoes are moistened with spider jizz
Alex: Ha Ha. moist
moist is the simple classification of an oyster that had no chocolate to eat so she started searching for some and unfortunately ate lasagna. it also means moister than an oyster which means my little pony.
damn that shorty moister than an oyster
This is how you describe a person who acts cowardly or pretends to be tough. You could call them a "pussy" also.
Joe: "Don't call me out when you're not confident enough to be called out. Grow some nuts you moist-ass clown!"
Jack: "Screw you!"
moist is just like a slimy penis. It can be the mould on a sponge when it is still warm. It can be anything.
I rubbed my finger slowly across the moist, warm, sponge.
A word that should only be used to describe food objects, particularly baked goods such as: cakes, cupcakes, breads, etc.
"Hey girl! Thanks for making those cupcakes for the party. They were so moist and delicious!"
A pack of shitcunts
The supermarket was overrun with a Moist of shitcunted shitcunts buying all the dunny paper.
That parliament/congress is so full of shitcunts, it looks like a moist