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When you eat poop on a nice Monday morning.
“Today is poop Monday! We will have shit for breakfast.”
Everyone has to wear a white shirt no matter what
James Charles like white shirt Monday and back shots
When everything goes wrong on any given day, and it feels like a Monday.
Ugh, My computer isn't loading at all no matter what I do! Must be Monday Problems!
During a threesome, you find out that both partners have inadequate experience in the bedroom but you're already commited to the act so tough it out to try and make it work, even though you're disappointed. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't; just like a Monday.
"I brought James and Anna home last night for some fun but it was a complete 'Double Monday'!"
When a man kicks off the week by smearing a pot of raspberry mouse on his girlfriends pussy, and then licks it off while she holds a a bullet to her clitoris.
Hopefully results in her squirting raspberry flavoured pussy juice into his mouth.
Baby i cant wait to get home tonight, I love a good Raspberry Monday!
A month on Mondays is four weeks
Ali, I haven’t played call of duty with my brother in a month of Mondays
The day on the 15th of April where we honour curly greasy hair, sweater vests, stained pants which are too large for you. God bless you
person 1: omg happy Manfred Monday!!
person 2: happy Manfred Monday, I love the greasy hair.
person 3: your hair is so greasy, so Manfred Monday of you!!
person 4: I know right!