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A modification of the traditional “2 in the pink, 1 in the stink” shocker, the Mormon Shocker is performed by simultaneously inserting 2 fingers in the stink (usually the pinky and ring fingers), and 1 finger in the pink (usually the index finger). It is a common practice in the Mormon community where anal penetration is a preferred premarital sexual act due their religious obligation of vaginal abstinence which naturally leads to a more sexually evolved anus.
I hooked up with a nice Mormon girl last night who wouldn’t have sex with me because she’s saving herself for marriage, so we settled for sodomy. I couldn’t even fit more than one finger in her virgin vagina so I had to give her the Mormon Shocker and stick one in her pink with two in her stink!
A modification of the traditional “2 in the pink, 1 in the stink” shocker, the Mormon Shocker is performed by simultaneously inserting 2 fingers in the stink (usually the pinky and ring fingers), and 1 finger in the pink (usually the index finger). It is a common practice in the Mormon community where anal penetration is a preferred premarital sexual act due their religious obligation of vaginal abstinence which naturally leads to a more sexually evolved anus.
I hooked up with a nice Mormon girl last night who wouldn’t have sex with me because she’s saving herself for marriage, so we settled for sodomy. I couldn’t even fit more than one finger in her virgin vagina so I had to give her the Mormon Shocker and stick one in her pink with two in her stink!
When a person rests their dick on another person's tongue while lying down and jiggles their penis by giggling. Also known as a John Smith.
Oh yeah, I got a Mormon blow job last night while watching Veggie Tales - I laughed so hard I came all over her face!
Jane only John Smiths me, it's too bad she won't let me watch cat fails while doing it... I'd blow such a load if a rat started chasing a cat around.
Bend the rules to get what you want in life with out the act of sin.
"Adam would soak the mormon by pretending to be ill before school"
The act of anally stimulating a woman, and upon reaching climax, pulling your erect penis out of her anal cavity, placing your testicles inside of her sphincter, and releasing your load on her back.
"I totally Mormon Valley Dodgeballed that chick from my church last night"
"How was it?"
"Stinky."
Mormon cocaine:sugar,specifically white crystalline "table sugar" and similar inverted sugars or sugar adjacent sweeteners.
Eg Lemme get a cup of postum wit a s much of that mornon cocaine you can gimme eg met up with some elders for a church potluck and got the jitters from that frog eye salad,ambrosia mormon cocaine diet.
...it's a musical. THAT'S ALL I KNOW CALM DOWN
1: "YO, do you like the Book of Mormon?"
2: "mf, are you a mormon?"
1: "...no it's a musical"
2: "Wha-"
1: "TURN IT OOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFF LIKE A LIGHT SWITCH ON HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL-"