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Murder Monkeys are monkeys that have been turned down sex by another ape or said sex sucked. As they become Murder Monkeys, their heads inflate, their eyes bulge out of their heads, they start wearing bellhop clothing, grow thrice their height and knives materialize in their hands. They then set out to kill everything in their path. The only way to end their killing spree is terminal crack-cocaine. It'll calm them down before making them die.
Man: oh shit its a murder monkey
a type of boy where, if you heard that they had murdered someone, you wouldn’t be surprised
A: Did you hear that Greg got arrested?
B: I’m not surprised, I knew him in high school and he was such a murder boy
No. I'll complain all I want. But hey...
Hym "Stop getting kids murdered. You stop THAT and then I'll just keep doing whatever I feel like doing. Because I've gotten 0 kids murdered. I'm being ignored and am, therefore, not responsible for anything. YOU are being listened to and when YOU are listened to children are murdered in direct response to the things you say."
Serial Killers and/or people who are addicted to the thought, feeling, and/or action of killing in general. Whether that may be done by “homicide by cop” which WILL be impossible, hands on homicide, and/or assisted suicide/homicide.
“Oh look at him…. he’s always gossiping with groups of people and his friend about people they don’t like ALLLL THE TIME, such murder addicts.”
“Oh look at her…. she’s always gossiping with groups of people and her friend about people they don’t like ALLLL THE TIME, such murder addicts.”
Murder in a fuck box
1. Term for extreme rough sex.
2. Anything you buy at KFC that comes in a box.
1.
Hey skeeter what are we doing tonight?
Well betty lou, it's gonna be murder in a fuck box tonight. Get the 39 gallon drum of lube.
Or
Hey Jethro how was your date last night?
Dude she was murder in a fuck box. My balls are still sore.
2.
Welcome to KFC what can I get you?
Yes I'll have the Murder in a Fuck Box please.
You want a side of cole slaw?
The other definitions are unfortunately incorrect. A murdererer is a person who kills a group of crows. This is short for "murder murderer," which is a tongue twister, don't you think? The extra "er" is because ya gotta kill more than one crow.
"Caw, caw!*"
* Look out, I think that guy's a murdererer. Also I found some delicious garbage.
Even if a guy tested positive for the coronavirus and was terminally ill with it, kneeling on his neck will still cause premature death, death before he was meant to die. Even if he was a guy who did drugs and other things nobody would be proud of.
Killing a drug addict or an ex drug addict would make somebody as much a murderer as killing somebody who never touched drugs and was thought to be clean, pure and wholesome by many people.