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Oh, shiitake mushrooms. Oh, Bummers.
Oh, shiitake mushrooms. Gardevoir and Gallade are k__sin_.
After fucking your chick (or dude) in the ass, you pull out your dick and slap her (or him) in the face thus giving them a shitty mushroom stamp hence the chocolate mushroom stamp.
My chick loves chocolate so I fucked her in the ass pulled out and smacked her in the forehead with my mushroom tip leaving a glorious looking chocolate mushroom stamp. I never had anal sex with her again :(
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A person who enjoys to pick mushrooms.
That Jim is a little fucking mushroom picker!
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they live in your basement. you must be able to hear them at nite. they sing this song: da da da daaa da..dadadada KELLY....KELLY dododododoooo!!! albert was a sailor, a sailor like this!
the mushroom pie joined the choir
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When a male swings his glan on the forehead of a female giving the effect of cutting her hair with your mushroom (dick).
"Dude, whys your dick out?"
"Shut up, I'm about to mushroom cut this freshman."
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Shimitaro Mushrooms is somthing that you would say in front of one of your parents to keep you from saying the S-H-I-T word.
If you stub your toe you would say "OH SHIMITARO MUSHROOMS.
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the foreskin of a penis flarign out wide to make the penis resemble a mushroom
that chick made me flare up like a portabella mushroom all day
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