Where all the pedophiles can look at the at 12 yr olds chicks that show their asses and put massive amount of makeup that make me sick to look at.
example of myspace porn
Dude, did you see that chick? I'm gonna hook up with her.
Dude, shes only 14 yrs old, you sick fuck.
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-A photograph that has been:
1.Taken at an extreme angle so that it hides your true ugliness
2.Taken infront of a mirror therefore you are able to see yourself, the camera, and a flash.
3. Edited on the computer so that it is some strange color or blurred to hide your true deformities.
4. Taken so that it shows yourself at your sluttiest nature
5. Taken so that you are not looking at the camera and usually your mouth is open.
6. Taken by yourself, which of course will be poorly done and your arm will be in the way.
7. Taken so that, out of the 100 other pictures you took, this one actually makes you look good.
--Also something that is "so myspace!" could also be a pose, a saying, or a clever joke that could be used as a headline.
---If not those, the only other thing that could be "so myspace" is something you did or do that reminds the other of myspace, instead of the other way around.
-OMG! That picture is SOOOOO myspace!
--that joke is so myspace! DIBS on using it as a headline!!
---Dude your a fag. You can't have 500 friends in real life. That's so myspace.
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1. A band whose popularity comes from their popularity on myspace.com, thus lacking any REAL credibility in today's music scene. This lack of credibility comes from the simplicity through which their popularity is achieved: record songs with decent sound quality, take some pictures of yourself, and add as many friends as possible. This formula thus saturates the music scene with hundreds of thousands of bands that will never make it. Those that do, will have no lasting value. These bands typically will eventually replaced by a newer, more hip, band (See also: flavor of the week).
2. A band followed typically by only the "myspace generation"
Myspacer1: "Brah, I'm telling you,(insert name of current flavor of the week band here) will be in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame one day."
LogicalGuy: "That myspace band, or any other myspace band for that matter, will ever be in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame"
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this is self-explanatory. the sole purpose of using myspace, is hooking up with the opposite sex, all you need to do is go under browse, search 5-10 miles within youre zip code, in case you have somewhat standards, you can even check the boxes, of size preference, height, racial background, anual income, what shes looking for, relationship status, etc. then when the times right after messaging each other back n forth, knowing what you two are looking for, then it goes on from there
i know a lotta these females on the net are fugly, but that girl lisa made some nice myspace booty, thank you tom(genius behind myspace)
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Person who becomes famous, only for having a myspace with billions of friends.
example: Anthony Vanity, Jeffree Star, Tila Tequila, Forbidden
Dude, she's somebody, she's a myspace celebrity!
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Usually in the form of a video, their purpose seeming to be to let Myspace train owners know that you're still an active rider, to show loyalty and that you're truly gorgeous, (not just photoshop gorgeous, "I'm real" is often said) hence the name "proof". You can a lot of these on youtube. Most are under a minute long. Core information seems to be Myspace friend ID #, a view of the person's whole body/most of it, the day it was recorded and other cool things just thrown in so long as it's kept short and sweet.
Video version:
I hope this name is made up---->CAReBeARXk0r3: "Hello everybody It's me carebear! *plays with hair/ strikes a few poses* I'm just doing a myspace proof, so here I am! My friend ID is ######### (usually displayed in a note/sign/drawn on arm or other artistic medium like a cell phone or edited within the video) havin a sexxxie sweet time this August 18th! *grabs giant hello kitty plushie and hugs it to death, then proceeds to throw it across room* "ooohpshie!" *cute ending pose* "bah byeeee!" *waves*
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Myspace Withdrawl
What you get when your computer is being fixed and you haven't been able to check your Myspace in days.
OMG!! I'm having major Myspace Withdrawl!
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