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All natural dildo

When a man excramates, and then proceeds to place the excrement in an area that is below freezing, so that it becomes rock solid. The man then proceeds to ejaculate on top of the feces, so that it provides an all natural lubricant. Then he gifts it to their partner, allowing them to recive sexual pleasure through the penetration of the anus, or vagina.

"John received a mortal infection through the penetration of one of Jason's famous all natural dildos."

by Cockslammer45 April 11, 2021


Nature Terrorist

When a natural disaster damages "attacks" a major goverment building.

OMG!!!!!!!!! a nature terrorist just struck Washington D.C. with a 5.8 magnitude earth quake

by Pmoneyman August 25, 2011


Nature Stuff

It is the act of doing stuff in the wilderness. Anything from hiking, to bird watching, to kayaking, etc.

Me: Where is your sister Esme?
Friend: F*** if I know. Probably doing nature stuff with her hippie friends.

by Birdmelw January 20, 2020


Natural Hand Warmer

When you stick your hands in the front of your pants and get hard so that your dick gets warm

I used a natural hand warmer because it was 36° outside

by shacka October 12, 2019


natural beef

Beef between 2 people that needs no explanation.

Tyrone broke up with latisha but now latisha dates la’quan. Tyrone and la’quan now have natural beef

by Dr Dodson February 18, 2020


National Natural Day

all girls on October 4 must be natural, no make up, don’t do ur hair, be yourself and don’t try.

Omg! Is that chelsea?

Yea bro she is all natural today
Damn she’s beautiful
Yea it’s National Natural Day

by unknown22𑁍 October 3, 2019


vacation sponsored by mother nature

another way of saying you are on your cycle/period/menstruating

I can't have sex with you tonight....i'm on my vacation sponsored by mother nature.

by allgr8 February 3, 2010