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The ability for someone to know the cardinal direction north at all times, through natural means
“Yeah I got natural north, let’s go that way!”
Refers to how a lust-crazed stud is always wanting to "get some", and thus often has to seek out any "loose" female in his area to get it on with.
Bill Clinton definitely had da classic "Nature abwhores a vacuum" affliction --- he was consistently craving da warm moist spot between ladies' legs, and so he sought said delightful commodity from countless females during his lifetime.
Natural sparkling wine is the english word for Natursekt. It's not about real sparkling wine. It's about piss.
He is a natural sparkling wine enthusiast. He would love to taste the natural sparkling wine of attractive young women. Are you kinky enough?
A friend of mine who had a gastric bypass was left with some lose skin. The excess skin on her legs created some folds and gathered much like a leg warmer, hence the term natural leg warmer.
I hate my natural leg-warmers, that’s why I always wear pants.
I love that I lost all this weight, but it’s such a shame I’m stuck with these natural leg-warmers
Who are Nature Nerds
Nature Nerds is a group of anonymous artists who are concerned with how people are destroying nature.
What is our goal?
Our goal is to change the minds of our readers, and to convince people to treat nature better. I think that this might make he world a better place.
When will there be new comics?
We post new comics daily. We work hard on every comic to make sure that they perfect before we post it.
to go to Nature Nerd Comics type this in the search bar:
naturenerdcomics.weedly.com
Nature's Ritalin is Khat. 100g of Khat contains 36mg to 100mg of Cathinone, 60 to 120mg of Cathine, and 8mg to 40mg of Norephedrine. Khat can be extracted with lemon juice and lime juice to yield Cathinone Citrate, Cathine Citrate, and Norephedrine Citrate. The active ingredient is Cathinone. It can also be extracted with 960mg of Hydrogen oxide (H2O, Water), and 40ml of 40% HCl (Muriatic Acid). Leave in lemon and lime juice for a few hours, then chug. Do not heat it up, or the Cathinone will decompose to far less active Cathine. Nature's Ritalin (Khat) lasts 2 to 3 hours. It helps you focus and feels like a strong energy drink, only cleaner. It's weaker than most drugs. Khat is weaker than Speed, Coke, Adderall, Ritalin, and more.
Tony: I extracted Khat using lemons and limes and waited a few hours. Then I chugged it.
Tony: Mmmm. Nature's Ritalin.