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1) one who is conceived as a result of a failing condom
2) the act of destroying the thin rubber sheath that stands between you and any feeling whatsoever
3) the fabled fourth hole right behind a woman's knee that can only be seen under the right lighting conditions.
1)My mom calls me her little condom pop
2)The pussy was great after i pulled off a condom pop
3)WTF?
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A clever comeback to someone when they call you a fail. Referring to the person's parents' condom to fail on them, resulting in the birth of that person. Other versions include abortion fail and birth control fail, but condom fail is much simpler and snappy
Person 2 makes a mistake.
Person 1: hahaha epic fail
Person 2: shut up. you're a condom fail.
Person 1:...
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What you tell a girl when she asks you to put on a condom.
Girl: Put on a condom.
Guy: Condom Shmondom
Girl: Please
Guy: Naw
Girl: Alright
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Slang for the Wii Remote Jacket, an add-on for the Wii remote that is supposed to "increase" the grip on the Wii remote, and also resembles a condom. Supposedly, the Wii Condom is also supposed to protect the Wii Remote from getting AIDS from the sensor bar.
Dude 1: "Dude, let's play WiiSports!"
Dude 2: "Yeah, but first I have to put on the Wii Condoms on the Wii Remotes so then they don't get AIDS from the sensor bar."
Dude 1: "Lol!"
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A condom that protects your ear when someone wants to ejaculate into it.
Don't finish yet, I need to put my Ear Condom on!
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a small or big sock, which ever you prefer
joe didnt have a condom so he used a sock as a ghetto condom
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A really nice guy who's only fault is his name being Jawaan. "good grief"
Jawaan protected all the men of the world by forcing himself to date Christiana. He single-handedly kept her unavailable for 4 miserable days
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