When u cum on the windshield of ur car
"Dude, some prostitute made me get a hobo car wash!"
What one does when they shower so they no longer look like a Hobo
de-hobo-fied - Chantel had a long long shower and felt almost de-hobo-fied
a makeshift air conditioner unit, made up of a fan, a bowl of ice, and a large wet cloth. the ice is set in front of the fan, and the dampened cloth is placed over the fan and ice, sending cool air into the room. Works much more effectively than a fan alone.
"man, its so hot in here. We need a hobo cooling machine!"
The name for a failed Donkey Punch attempt. So named because both partners walk away either with a limp, or in a hunched over fashion resembling a hobos worn-down-by-life shuffle.
Man, I was one walkin' hobo last night, bro.
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an example of a Homo Hobo is Miley Cyrus
that girl is such a "Homo Hobo"
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A vicious beating often using a hammer, pipe, chain or bat. Made popular by the movie Emperor of the North starring Earnest Borgnine as โShackโ.
My buddy and I had to administer the hobo beat-down to a couple of bikers that refused to pay up after they lost at pool.
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When a circumstance such as a forgotten deadline or apathetic apartment management causes you to need to roam the streets in search of a wi-fi signal to work on projects or assignments.
a) Fuck! I forgot that I needed to submit that rough draft by noon! I'm going to have to ditch class to sit outside the coffee shop with my computer being a wi-fi hobo.
b) If my apartment doesn't have the internet working by tomorrow, I'm going to choke a baby, or at least call my dad's lawyer and start a breach of contract suit. Until then, I'm stuck being a wi-fi hobo. :'-(
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