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when a bitch needs to step back
“Gf you need to wipe your chin”
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the name of the main battle theme of Persona 3 Portable, a video game that came out in 2009 in Japan (2010 in North America, and 2011 in Europe) on the PSP system.
The theme only plays itself on normal battles if you chose the female protagonist. Otherwise, you'll hear another kick-ass theme called mass destruction.
I've been listening to wiping all out for days now and I think I can safely say that I'm not a princess...
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The act of blowing your nose on some toilet paper, before using it snotty side up to wipe your arse, creating the freshly clean feeling of a wet wipe, at a fraction of the cost!
Dole money has been sanctioned and the missus is coming over later, thank god for the poor man's wet wipe
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When you’re out of wet wipes so you spit on TP and give it a scrub back there.
Dry paper wasn’t cutting it. Had to use a West Virginia wet wipe.
1. term used by the backwoodsmen of Maine, suggesting a peson not think too highly of themselves or be boastfull, and should generally "get over it".
2. an action performed after one removes his penis from a dirty, dirty hole.
3. an action performed after one dribbles urine on his shaft after urinating
1. kenny: i got to go backstage at the last Jeff Tweedy show!
andrew: yeah, yeah, wipe your dick off about it.
2. kenny: something very nasty was waiting for me on the other side of that glory hole.
andrew: wipe your dick off.
3. "looks like your piss got a little carried away -- did you forget to wipe your dick off?"
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First you stick an ice cream cone (or 2) up your partner or sex buddy's anus. Then you take a shit right in the cone. After that you will then stuff the whole cone including the poop into your mouth all the way until your face is their butt hole. After that whoever ate the poop will eject it out of there mouth all over themselves. The other person will then wipe it down with their tongues thus the name is ice cream wipe down. This is recommended for the older sex lovers. Preferably 55 and up. The poop has been scientificaly proven to heal wrinkles, and this does not require teeth.
6 year old: Grandpa why do you smell like shit
Grandpa: me and your grandma just had an ice cream wipe down.
6 year old: But how does ice cream make you smell like shit.
Grandpa: because an ice cream wipe down is when your grandpa eats a cone of shit out of your grandma's asshole and then throws it up all over the place and gets eaten by grammy.
6 year old: Ill have to share that with all my friends at school.
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when a man has sex with a women and she creams and the man wipes her hole with a biscuit and then eats it.
Man: ohhhhh ohhhhh I just cam
Women: omg lol so did I
Man: I'm going to Wipe that biscuit on your g-thang
Women:what?....that feels good
Man: That tastes so good
Women: what the hell are you doing? OH MY GOD what the hell?!?!?
Man: That's called wipe that biscuit on that g-thang, do you like it?
Women: actually, I kind of do
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