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A fat/ugly girl that you masturbate using her vagina with. Essentially, her vagina (and ultimately her) equates to your own hand.
I'm gonna go rub one out. Where's my Jerk Girl?
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A jerk-mate is a jack-off buddy.
I've got a lot of Cadet jerk-mates here at the Academy!
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One of the many names from an early Dave Letterman skit called "Name your baby when you're angry". Includes the names Crib Lizard and Mr. Drips. Can be used in place of the word baby.
Let's get out of the house before the missus sticks us with the gurgle jerk.
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A game on MXC where contestants pick a ball out of a box and the color they get determines who they face. It is kinda like sumo wrestling. There is always 2 scrawny guys a muscle guy and the master sumo man, and sometimes raplh is there too with his famous "the green teabagger"
Oh looks like you've picked purple, your going against the purple dong!
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Someone who pushes their religion off on other people because they find theirs to be superior.
Jon: Anyone who doesn't believe in Christ our Savior will be banished to hell forever!!!!
Tom: Wow, Jon's a real Jesus Jerk.
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Liquid originating from an open oozing sore on the penis which becomes solidified and develops into what is commonly referred to as a scab. Dried human fluids, including blood, which develops on the male penis after male repeatedly strokes his penis with his own hand.
While throwing darts with friends Matt said; Man, my dick is sore from watching cinemax by myself last night. Do you think it would be okay to put a bandaid on my dick?
I told my girlfriend she couldn't give me any more handjobs, my dick looks like someone hit it with a pitchfork.
My wife caught me picking the jerk scabs on my dick again last night.
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The amount of whatever fluid you excrete during jerking off or jerking in general.
I jerked up a whole shot glass full of sperm!
She couldn't believe how much I jerked up on her...
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