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When you don't realize a person is dead and you suffer a severe case of foot-in-mouth disease.
Earl: "I'm such an idiot. I saw our neighbor Mrs. Lundgren at the store today, so I asked her how her husband was doing. I didn't know he was dead. She said 'he's gone' and I thought he was on a trip. So I asked, 'Why didn't you go with him?'"
Opal (horrified): EARL!!!
~ "Pickles" by Brian Crane
When Mahito from Jujutsu Kaisen Touches someone leaving them deformed for life
Me: Do you know how Mahito got him
Friend: Yeah it's straight up a massacre in the hood
Me: Ik fam but still it was fucking brtal
Derogatory term used for someone in the public eye (typically an athlete or actor) who has a reputation of being a prima donna or self-important.
Based on Diana Ross insisting people ‘call (her) Miss Ross
‘Randy Moss is a total diva. Call him Miss Ross.’
‘Eh, call him Miss Ross. Every fantasy league he’s been in (name of owner) has managed to irritate all the other owners’
Disrespecting a dead person, pretty much saying free them from hell
POV: you say ‘ my uncle just died’ I would say free him
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Said when someone wants to put a stop to what someone else is doing usually meaning jail time.
"Nah you gotta pack him up bro thats crazy"
Used to describe men who have had a very colorful and chequered sexual past but have already reached their sexual peak.
It's acknowledges their previous sexual character whilst simultaneously implying that it's over.
Jim: I am good friends with Greg but I am worried about leaving him alone with my girlfriend, he's a playa.
Chris: Don't worry, Greg used to be a playa, now he's him-a-laya.
"Solved him" To solve a problem by force. In a more literal context it means to solve a problem imposed on you by someone else, even if it is against the other persons wishes.
Customer kept complaining about his fries being too thick, so I solved him and sliced those fries down into potato chips.
"Money had a problem so I solved him."
-Mobb Deep "Give up the goods" (1995)