crotch-corn

Crotch-corn is the bucket of popcorn that one of the male species will buy at the movie theater in order to place it in his lap right above the crotch area, therefore requiring his female to reach into the bucket, making it look as if he is getting quote/unquote "action" on the first date.

Friend #1 at the movies: "Yo dude is that Ned over there scorin' some crotch-corn?"

Friend #2 at the movies: "Definitely scorin' some crotch-corn. I would too if I had a hot date like that. Damn!"

Friend #1 at the movies: "Gross dude! That's your mom!"

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eating corn

Eating a chick out. It gets its name because the imaginary action eating corn and the imaginary motion lickin pussy look alike. When eating corn (and the cob is horizontal)your two hand are at the end. When eating pussy, your two hands are holding her thighs.

While I was eating corn I squeeze her thighs and pulled.

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Corn on the Cock

The act of a woman eating the pieces of undigested corn off of a man's penis after he has analy penetrated her.

Frederick was enjoying having anal sex with is girlfriend Olga until he realized the corn from her fecal matter inside her rectum had gotten all of over his penis, so he proceeded to pull out his penis from her rectum and allowed her to enjoy eating off the corn from his penis. Olga then Looked up at Frederick and sayed "Thats some good Corn on the Cock!"

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corn nigger

A corn that niggers

not to be confused with niggercorn

"corn nigger corn nigger make me a match"

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corn monkey

A monkey in the phillipines that is fond of eating corn. The locals catch them by putting nuts in coconuts and the monkeys get their hands stuck. The locals can then catch them.

'hey we caught some more corn monkeys'

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squid corn

1. A male or female who likes to have intercourse with a stuffed animal.
2. A male or female who collects used diapers in a drawer for months on end.
3. A faggot.
4. Someone who is obsessed with sea life or amusement park rides.
5. Someone who generally has friends that are better than them
6. has an obsession of DOLEANS.

Ew you collect diapers? your such a squid corn.

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Corn virus

The corona virus is not a joke, but the corn virus is.

I have the corn virus.

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