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An urgent instant message that takes so long to be responded to that it would be more time efficient to send a response through the post office. More often than not this occurs when the receiving party is actively participating in another activity.
Post Office IM Conversation:
Sender: Hey can you pick me up in the morning and take me to work?
... (30 minutes later) ...
Receiver: Sure!
The person, or persons in an office that wants to be involved in every little thing, yet never makes a decision, or takes responsibility claiming it’s not their job, or they don’t get paid to do so. As the person is proclaiming this they shake their head around like an angry woman in the ghetto in an argument.
Joey: “we can make this a new standard, just assign it a number and record it.”
Rob: “you can’t just make anything a standard like that, it has to be discussed and approved”
Joey: “you want to take care of that for us Rob?”
Rob: “tsssssk, it’s not my job, I’m not on the standards team”
Tim: "man you see him doing the Office Ghetto Neck?"
An illegal act in which someone skips the intro to The Office.
Just as illegal as attempting to outpizza the hut
Hugh Mungus: I'm skipping The Office intro.
Chris P. Baykin: I'm calling the police.
A former well known actor or director who at one point in their career achieved respectable success but, for some God forsaken reason, has been unable to recapture any of their former glory and continues to make bad movies. It gets to the point that you are fairly confident by the preview the movie will not be worth a rental. Box Office Poison recipients usually tie directly into the Razzie awards.
Handful of Box Office Poison Members:
Kevin Costner (lifetime achievement)
Wesley Snipes
M. Night Shamalayan
Sandra Bullock
Dane Cook
Jessica Simpson
Paris Hilton
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An Officer in the United States Navy that makes sure that the Naval Aviator does not crash into a Mountain. He works diligently in his efforts due to the fact his body is only .3 seconds behind the Pilot in an Aircraft. Normally, a Naval Flight Officer is more Handsome and Smart in every way. This is proven by the fact that they refer to the pilot as a Stick Monkey.
"My Naval Flight Officer is awesome, he saved my from flying into IRAN"
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Occurs when one sends mass email (for exemple a newsletter) from his email address and then receives a lot of automatic replies from suscribers who have activated the Out Of Office rule of their email account.
- "Right after the newsletter was sent my mailbox was raped by hundreds of automatic emails"
- "Typical Out Of Office Bukkake"
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Loyal mega fake website and Mahesh hater
Mega fans strategically project it as someone else's site
Well known for its fake collections of Magadheera, Attarintiki Daredi, Sardar Gabbar Singh, Khaidi No.150, DJ, Race Gurram, Sarrainodu, Rangasthalam
Hey, Your kid is growing like Magadheera collections in Andhra Box Office
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