to do one's office

do your work, your place in life, your assigned, perhaps steriotypical, job.

the scarlet letter had not done its office (to do one's office)

Officer Grey Hair

cops who look old beyond their age

you can be OGH'd by having flour thrown in your hair to look like you grey hair

Me: yo i tossed some flour in that pigs hair!
You: Pig got Officer Grey Haired!

Post Office IM

An urgent instant message that takes so long to be responded to that it would be more time efficient to send a response through the post office. More often than not this occurs when the receiving party is actively participating in another activity.

Post Office IM Conversation:
Sender: Hey can you pick me up in the morning and take me to work?
... (30 minutes later) ...
Receiver: Sure!

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Box Office Poison

A former well known actor or director who at one point in their career achieved respectable success but, for some God forsaken reason, has been unable to recapture any of their former glory and continues to make bad movies. It gets to the point that you are fairly confident by the preview the movie will not be worth a rental. Box Office Poison recipients usually tie directly into the Razzie awards.

Handful of Box Office Poison Members:

Kevin Costner (lifetime achievement)
Wesley Snipes
M. Night Shamalayan
Sandra Bullock
Dane Cook
Jessica Simpson
Paris Hilton

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Naval Flight Officer

An Officer in the United States Navy that makes sure that the Naval Aviator does not crash into a Mountain. He works diligently in his efforts due to the fact his body is only .3 seconds behind the Pilot in an Aircraft. Normally, a Naval Flight Officer is more Handsome and Smart in every way. This is proven by the fact that they refer to the pilot as a Stick Monkey.

"My Naval Flight Officer is awesome, he saved my from flying into IRAN"

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Out Of Office Bukkake

Occurs when one sends mass email (for exemple a newsletter) from his email address and then receives a lot of automatic replies from suscribers who have activated the Out Of Office rule of their email account.

- "Right after the newsletter was sent my mailbox was raped by hundreds of automatic emails"
- "Typical Out Of Office Bukkake"

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Andhra Box Office

Loyal mega fake website and Mahesh hater
Mega fans strategically project it as someone else's site
Well known for its fake collections of Magadheera, Attarintiki Daredi, Sardar Gabbar Singh, Khaidi No.150, DJ, Race Gurram, Sarrainodu, Rangasthalam

Hey, Your kid is growing like Magadheera collections in Andhra Box Office

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