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"Well, before I go, Tammy in accounting? She likes it up the old address."
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A person with experience in the bed but only gets laid by hookers because his dick can't get hard
If you see an old man on the street tell him the reason why he can't get erect is because he has over used it
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A sexual maneuver that is standard procedure with all wisconsin couples. First you must insert one cheese curd in each ear of the woman as to make sure she doesnt scare herself with her own screaming. Second, insert 2 johnsonville brats in her rectum. Then shove a cheese stick in each of her nostrils. You then must pour beer cheese soup on her chest and belly, this will act as lubrication for your penis. Make the woman give you a tit job so your penis can be lathered up with the beer cheese soup. Then insert your penis into her vagina and go to work. After you both orgasm, crack open an ice cold beer and put a cheesehead on your womans head. Feel free to reuse the brats next time.
If you get sick of handstand jobs, you can always ask your woman if you can perform the old wisconsin on her.
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Drug dealer. Typically a homeless man who makes his living by selling weed to underaged kids.
Youth #1 "Hey man, I'm out of weed."
Youth #2 "That's alright man, we can just go buy some from the lovable Old James."
Youth #1 "Hell yeah, Old James is the man."
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old croydon is a cute little town in PA. known for coastal which is now sunoco but no true croydonnite will admit that the abyss where countless bar fights break loose and undersagers are welcome the marina where you can find numerous blunts and fortys the courts holding many drunken memories by every croydonite under 21 (and the ones who are 21 and cant let go of the past but supply the beer) and the wonderful pizza places all 150 and them.
not 21? its okay old croydon is a giant bar for undersagers.. watch out for popo
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When a blond girl is felating vigorously and she starts foaming at the mouth so in response the sexual recipient pulls out and shoots her in the side of the head.
Dude she looked rabid, I had to put her down with The Old Yeller
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A term used to describe mature women, generally older than yourself.
"Did you get any birds last night?"
"Yeah man! I pulled some Old Brass!"
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"Pulled a bird lat night"
"Oh yeah was she fit?"
"She wasn't bad, but she was Old Brass"
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