why who died

in Hebrew, when someone wants to refuse something but in a blunt way...

a-give me a half sandwich man...
b- why who died?

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who's your daddy

Used as an insult to demonstrate authority, hence the "daddy" part. Most likely performed by the giving end after the recieving end is pwned/owned. Also used by Superfly, one of Joe Cartoon's characters.

Billy: Oh yeah! I just scored 15 3 pointers on your punk ass!
John: Dammit, man..
Billy: Who's your daddy?!

Superfly: Hey man, what's up?
Santa: What's up? Heh heh. What's up?
Superfly: You know who your daddy is? It's me, yeah! I'm your daddy! Do you know how come I'm your daddy? 'Cuz I did this to your momma! Yeah, YOUR momma! Call me Superfly! Your momma!

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whos your daddy

A term suggesting someone is going to take care of you, or that someone else is in charge.
Made famous by the movie "Remember The Titans," where the new, black football coach (Denzel Washington) puts the cocky kid in his place, repeating the question until he acknowledges the coach deserves his respect. True history.

"Quit worrying. Come on-- Who's your daddy?" or "I'll take care of it. Who's your daddy?"

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Why Who Are You

Phrase is used when a person undermines another person's authority or feels that he's being bossed around

Why who are you to tell me what to do...

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Doctor WHO?!

A TV show or syfy TV movie that you have never watched because you were too busy working, eating and pursuing sex...

Watch Doctor WHO?! No broseph, I got a date...

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Who am I

1. To be incredibly drunk; to have consumed 9 or 10 standard drinks
2. To loose a sense of self; to no longer have an identity, but merely be a drunk fuck. See assclown
3. Suicidal contemplation: A question one asks before raising a gun to one's head and pulling the trigger
4. Puberty blues; adolescent depression; see ahma piece of shit
5. Greater than Where am I and lesser than What am I

Scenario 1:
*Reflection after Hangover*
Dude: Shit, I can't remember anything; and I think I got with a girl named Shazza. Who am I?
Scenario 2:
Prav: Who am I? *gunshot heard*
Andrew: Prav? PRAV?
Scenario 3:
Prav: I'm such a disgruce. Who am I?
Andrew: ...Go to sleep timme.

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doctor who fans

A psychotic group of people who believe in a traveling Timelord from the planet Galifrey who travels in a police box that is bigger on the inside.

Human: Why are you wearing a bow tie?
Doctor Who fans : Because bow ties are cool *places fez on top of head*

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