Honda Bro

Anyone of the Honda car community who loves tin can mufflers, big spoilers, and racing anyone with a car. Honda Bros can be heard coming from a miles away, with their signature call of the tin can noise. Honda Bros like to show dominance by over-reving their motors, often times blowing a gasket in the process. Recent studies have shown that Honda Bros have lower IQ than any other driver on the road, they frequently speed, pass and cut off other respectable drivers so they may be one car spot ahead at the upcoming stop sign/ stop light. Never fear though as Honda Bros frighten easily, at the sound of the Bro Dog diesel exhaust, but return in greater numbers so be careful. If you fear you have enraged Honda Bros in anyway, evading them is simple. Since being a Honda Bro requires you to lower your car to an unusable height, you can easily escape them buy driving in parking lots with speed bumps. Speed bumps are kryptonite for Honda Bros.

"Yo, did you hear that Jimmy Struthers bought a Honda!? Great he's gonna be a Honda Bro now"

"Did you see that guy in his loud, ugly looking Honda car cut that guy off!? Its just Honda Bros being Honda Bros"

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bro rep

Often used in Crossfit, a 'bro rep' refers to the situation where a friendly scorer allows for a questionable repetition to count instead of giving a 'no rep'.

He definitely didn't go low enough on the last squat but I could tell he was tired so I gave him a 'bro rep'.

In the official competitions, 'bro reps' aren't in play.

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Bro-cook

When two bros' cook something in comradeship.

no homo

''Yesterday i bro-cooked some soup with JJ''

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Bro Lingo

A word to define the way bros talk to and about each other by shorting the word, yet the other bro still knows exactly what he's saying.

Kenny: Hey bro, can i barrow some pape? i'm all out and ima roll a join

Cbass: Yeah fosho home, wana hit up this part late?

Kenny: Yeah nig i'll hit u up.

Cbass: Late

Jack: is that bro lingo you guys are speaking? sick...

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Bro Down

Bro's Getting their bro on, doing bro things.

exp. Beer bongs, Fist pounding, popping collars, saying bro, saying dude.

Whats up bro! Lets do some beer bongs and pop our collars, Yea lets have a Bro Down.

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Bro-sexual

When straight guy friends display their awesome friendship for one another by bringing out their homosexual side and acting in a gay manner in front of complete strangers.

AJ, Chris, Brandon and Brenton are SO bro-sexual with each other, it makes me wonder if they're really gay.

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Bro Fist

It's a fist...for your bros.

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BRO FIST

IF YOU DONT POST THIS TO 5 BROS THEN YOU ARENT A BRO

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