A game where you jump over spikes, fly over spikes, gravity flip over spikes, jump again over spikes, do uhhh, I don't know, jump AGAIN over spikes, gravity flip again over spikes, and gravity flip but in the air over spikes. Also customization exists, and gambling.
"Have you played Geometry Dash?" Peter said.
"No." Lois said.
family guy fall plays
cue outro music
stupid game that i wasted 7 dollars on (ios and steam including taxes) and i cant get past the first fucking level FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKUFCKUFFKCICJCJCKFIFIIFISIAWI
Geometry Dash is a game about cubes jumping, inspired by the impossible game. It is a way to show that you are a virgin and have nothing to do, and will be forced to sit in a chair every single fucking day and record SHIT videos and become BANKRUPT
Some random 14 yearold: im gamer cool man
Me: you waste money on geometry dash
Delivering h sick around town ro women who requested you
These women keep calling me to come thru, guess I'll be dick dashing this week
A Jordan so cool that when you wake you hope to find them safe and sound, and close to your heart, just like when you wake up in the morning, after a hazy evening, when you fell asleep after ordering from door dash.
"I'm so thankful my Joor-dash is still here."
A meme created by super epic GD Cologne. Was originaly from his video rating "Dash", and spread to basically every subreddit known to man.
little timmy: DASH SPIDER MEME IS SO FUNNEEHEHEHEHEHEH!!!!!!1111
When a guy has sex with a girl and then leaves without further ado.
Basically a play on words from Dine and Dash.
“No, she is not my girlfriend, I just did a Dick and Dash, you know, like when you eat and then split without paying.”
The best girl like ever but she has a good talent of arts and drawing my little pony and Star Vs the Forces of Evil.
P.S WD LOVES YOU
"I love you Lovely Dash"
"Lovely Dash is so cool"
"Who's lovely dash?"