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A general term for any ungainly or comical dancing style. Usually characterized by a lack of coordination, rhythmic sense, grace or poise. The name derives from the supposed lack of dancing ability amongst white people.
Nigel: I'm hitting the dance floor tonight.
Jen: Bust out your white boy shuffle Nigel.
the sex offender shuffle is what you have to when you have been accused of sex offenses. you have to spend weeks in the sex offender cell where you have to write what you have done wrong and you have to sing it in the weekly "sex offender shuffle song" where you get 6-8 sex offenders to sing there lyrics
keith: that blokes been arrested for sex offenses
gregory: that means he has to do the sex offender shuffle
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The movement you do to the bathroom closet to get toliet paper when someone does not refill the toilet paper roll. Usually occurs when wearing pants with shoes that have laces.
"Thanks a lot, you didn't leave any toliet paper after you took your shit and I had to do the Shit House Shuffle to get toliet paper so I could wipe my ass!"
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A particular style of walking when one has consumed enormous amounts of Busch Light Beer. Occasionally accompanied by urine stained pants, obsenities or even nudity.
Damn, Charlie drank 42 beers last night and did the Busch Light shuffle till he passed out.
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Can be used in relation to anything involving distraction and misdirection by which you get everyone to look one way, while whatever you're doing involves going the other way.
When everyone else moves right, you move left. That is what a Kansas City Shuffle is.
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When you look left and Bruce Willis snaps your neck
The Kansas City Shuffle is when everyone looks left....
::unsuspecting sap looks left::
::Snap::
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When a man goes from her booty to her mouth during sex.
Man I gave her the doo doo shuffle last night.
Dude did she like it?
Man she sure did!!!!