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To ejaculate inside of a woman's vagina.
Thats it baby, paint my vulva!
I'm gonna paint your vulva whore!
Instead of shooting my load in her eye, I opted to paint her vulva...
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Street name for crystal meth which is a strong methamphetamine.
Damn that candy paint was some of the strongest stuff I've smoked, it blew my mind.
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Noun; An absurdly filthy shit that mars the porcelain of a toilet bowl even after numerous flushes. This otherworldly stain usually appears in brown, but on occasion can have a cosmic quality of translucence. One who does the painting of the town in brown is often omnipotent in the realm of filthiness
"Yo, what the fuck? When Harper was in the bathroom he must have been painting the town brown. I threw up roast beef all over myself just looking at how bad he rocked the bowl."
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To frantically attempt to cover up a mistake with severe consequences. Popularized by alice in wonderland.
I accidently broke me mom's favorite antique vase so i had to paint the roses red.
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in referance to paint the walls the palate is a chicks pussy in which you dip the brush(penis) into
after hours of painting my brush needed some more paint when a palate came along i was ready to go for longer
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Noun; An absurdly filthy shit that mars the porcelain of a toilet bowl even after numerous flushes. This otherworldly stain usually appears in brown, but on occasion can have a cosmic quality of translucence. One who does the painting of the town in brown is often omnipotent in the realm of filthiness
"Yo, what the fuck? When Harper was in the bathroom he must have been painting the town brown. I threw up roast beef all over myself just looking at how bad he rocked the bowl."
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Internet slang for staring at your download progress bar or watching download speeds fluctuate.
Man sits there slumped over staring at a computer screen watching each file segment's progress on utorrent hoping somehow his DVD rip of the Dark Knight from aXXo will download faster because he's willing it to happen.
Friend walks in and asks. "looking at porn??"
Man replies "no, just watching paint dry"
Friend says "really should be looking at porn."
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