woody from clarksfield has a very small willy n he can't please anybody!
A long, hairy stick that sicks out your crotch.
"Dude, my penis totally flirted with me!"
Word used, usually by women, to describe something really cool....or really lame.
That new purse of yours is so penis!
or
I drank too much last night and look like penis.
1. the male reproductive organ
2. you suck it
3. exists in all sizes - mainly small or extra small.
4. they insult themselves, there is nothing you can say about them that is more discusting than they are.
Man's best friend who is also quite popular with the ladies.
Hi I noticed your penis there, can I buy him a drink?