woody from clarksfield has a very small willy n he can't please anybody!
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A long, hairy stick that sicks out your crotch.
"Dude, my penis totally flirted with me!"
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Man's best friend who is also quite popular with the ladies.
Hi I noticed your penis there, can I buy him a drink?
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1. The part of a guy that makes girls drool and kneel on the floor.
2. A slang term for most of the people who post lame definitions on this site.
3. When used as an insult, a "douchebag" or "idiot."
I have no idea why "penis" is an insult. It's the second most important part of a man after his brain.
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Word used, usually by women, to describe something really cool....or really lame.
That new purse of yours is so penis!
or
I drank too much last night and look like penis.
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