phone addict

often teenage and 20 something girls but can also be males, phone addicts are those people at a party or gathering they should be enjoying themselves at but instead are obsessed with their phone missing out on life, often placing themselves in a near impenetrable bubble. These addicts require the help of a friend, preferably a friend without a phone in their hand, who can teach them how to enjoy life.

"hello?.....hello?....pshh. phone addict.."

"oh haha what was that?"

Phone Cramps

whenever you swear you got a text or you swear you felt the pocket where your phone was vibrate or beep or something. your not crazy guys. it's just phone cramps.

g1: "man if i get one more text im gonna kill myself!"
-vibrate-
g1: "that's it!"
-kills herself-

g2: -checks g1's phone-
"she didn't get a text...it was just phone cramps!"

The Phone Booth

The area in which The Generic 5 meet daily.

"Yo you gunna be at The Phone Booth today?"

"You know it!"

phone blitzkrieg

Variant of war dialing; to make an excessive number of phone calls in an extremely short period of time.

Damn, seven phone calls in from her in 2 minutes, she's doing a phone blitzkrieg on my ass

Phone deaf

When someone cannot hear the world around them while using their phone.

That girl is phone deaf.

Phone Cord

What happens when an older man unzips his pants, pulls it out, and it dangles loosely like a phone cord.

I only sleep with younger men, I'm sick of the ol phone cord.

Phone Sass

A term used to describe self-righteous attitude through the phone, whether it be spoken or texted. Phone Sass is usually accompanied with the feeling you are boned (not literally), or have been ratted out. Phone Sass also applies to AIM, Skype, or any method of contact over long distances. Phone Sass is not quite as bad as face-to-face sass, in which you can't easily take a bathroom break or run to grab a drink like you can while on AIM.

Ugh, her Phone Sass is really bugging me. Why did he have to go and tell her that?