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The Rusty Pirate is when you're banging a chick in her shit pipe from behind and then proceed to further own her whorish soul by reaching into her mouth with your index fingers and applying the always effective and potent technique known as the double fish hook. But wait, there's more... you then add the audible tone of "Arrrr, walk my plank you Sea Donkey!"
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After my date gave me the Rusty Trombone, I felt the need return the favor and proceeded to give her the Rusty Pirate. Arrrr!!!
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noun, verb- When a girl is on her knees sucking your dick, you pull out just before you blow and skeet in her eye. after that you kick her in the knee so she jumps around on one leg with her hand covering her eye like a pirate
becky needed glasses after the anrgy pirate i gave her last night
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a portable hard drive with all pirated games, music, or videos
Hey Ockbar do you have Dragon age: Origins on your Pirate ship?
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When a woman fails to give up the pussy and falls asleep for the night, jerk off onto one of her eyes and tie a bandana around her head so that it is covering the injected eye socket. When she awakens, the cum will be dry and when she rips the dried bandana off she screams "arrrrrrgh" like a pirate.
The bitch fell asleep early last night without giving it up so I gave her the pirate suprise.
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right before you're about to blow your load, you pull it out and shoot it in her eye. then kick her in the shin and watch her do the crooked pirate!
I just turned my girlfriend into a crooked pirate. She was hobbling around with a patch on her eye.
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One who pillages and plunders the unexplored crevices of the ass.
*insert name here* is a flaming ass pirate!
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This describes a guy who is into sports, loves to drink, and can consume copious amounts of liquor. He's not a particularly good dancer, and usually does not have a steady girlfriend but looks for the one night stands and random hookups with promiscuous women. These men are usually unshaven, have ear piercings and some times sport bandanas. When they speak they feel its neceessary to start a sentence with a profanity and end a sentence with a profanity. There is another offshoot of the modern day Pirate which goes by the name of the Meathead Pirate which can be spotted pumping heavy iron in some secluded dungeon , devouring mountains of food until there at the point of vomiting, taking tons of dietary supplements and sometimes a couple of cycles of anabolic steroids here and there for good measure which attributes to additional hostility and agression. Pirates in general live for the moment and there only goal in life is to soothe the inner beast inside of them whether it be with tons of liqour, random crazy usually unprotected sex with random women, or the occasional bar room brawl. Society labels this small cult of people as Crude, brutal, inhuman, ruthless, savage, vicious ,offensive, raw, attrocious, degenerate, depraved, immoral, sinful and sometimes even evil. But research shows that these so-called brutes are genetically predisposed to this lifestyle they are actually more animal than human in some cases they have a testosterone level 3 times that of a normal man which leads to three times the agression, appetite, sex drive, and capacity for alchohol then the normal man.
That crazy disgusting guy is a pirate!
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