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polished headlight

The tip of the penis has been sanded down and subsequently polished (as one would detail a car).

Dan's polished headlight was too shiny for the ladies to resist.

by potatoiam September 27, 2013

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polish sausage

An offensive name for someone of polish decent. commenly used for a man

Your accent makes you sound like a polish sausage

by lokiu April 27, 2009

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Polish Handshake

When you have your hand on your erect penis and another guy moves your hand in such a way that it is similar to receiving a hand job, but not as gay.

Dude can I give you a Polish Handshake, no homo.

by johnnyboy1122334455 April 6, 2012

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polish Excalibur

just another way for a guy to say jacking off.

Oh, hey I was just polishing excalibur.

How many times must you polish Excalibur? Dude you need to get laid.

by leximagoo December 14, 2007

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Polish Nightmare

Primarily used in the Jewish Concentration Camps of World War II. It involves a small under-fed child and 10-12 burly Nazi guards. The boy is thrown onto the ground and every conceivable hole on his small, frail body is bored out. The child is usually left as a bloody semen-filled sack of meat after this lewd act.

Did you hear about Eli Wiesel?
No...What about him?
During his days as a young Jew, he received a Polish Nightmare from the SS. He was never the same again

by Mike Bridges February 10, 2008

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polish the turdspear

To apply lube to the penis prior to anal sex.

"Yeah, she totally wanted it in the ass like right then, but I had to polish the turdspear first."

by matt12133 March 30, 2008

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Polish barbecue

A term used to describe a nightclub, not necessarily gay, whose clientele on the night happens to be primarily male, i.e. consisting of a lot of sausage.

Man, that club was like a polish barbecue.

by maxwall May 9, 2011

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